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[nellas]

I heard the fucker has a yellow submarine. Pick me up at the docks of the Anduin in fifteen minutes and we'll have submarine sex.

Meanwhile, I want some fucking grandchildren. "She's not Glory", "I want Glory", blah blah blah. I want a husband who's not a total fucking bastard but we're not getting what we want so YOU will go and FUCK YOUR WIFE

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[beregond]

Are you fucking insinuating that something is fucking wrong with me?!?!

I am like greatly fucking insulted, you whore. There's probably something wrong with YOU.

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I'll be over in ten. :)

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[nellas]

Shows how fuckin' dense you are that I say something blunt and straight out while you just think I'm hinting. DENSE. You're the reason Bergil zones out for half hours at a time, you useless sack of shit!

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I'll be waiting. :)

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[beregond]

Fuck you! It's your fucking eleven genes or whatever that gave him that fucking perpetually stoned thing he has going on. The elves are the biggest fucking fuckups of all fucking Arda! Don't you blame it on ME!

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Yay. Love you, honey. :)

[nellas]

Elven. You can't even fucking spell elven, you stupid mortal fuck up. And they weren't MY genes that gave him that look. You're the one with the brain dead stare on your face 99% of the time.

I HATE YOU! FUCK YOU! EAT SHIT AND DIE!!

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Love you sweetie. :)

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[beregond]

Bah. A slight fucking slip of the fucking fingers and you can't fucking let that go.

NO! I HATE YOU MORE! YOU EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT AND DIE!! I CURSE YOU!! I CURSE YOU WITH GONNORHEA!!!

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Light of my life. :D

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[nellas]

I need to have some amusement in my life, don't I, since you are just INCREDIBLY FUCKING STUPID AND NOT GOOD FOR ANYTHING BESIDES SEX AND MOCKING AND ESPECIALLY MOCKING DURING SEX!

NO I HATE YOU MORE!! YOU FUCKING DISEASE RIDDEN PIECE OF SHIT!!

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Apple of my fucking eye. :D

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[beregond]

Then go on, fucker, find some amusement if I can't fucking provide any amusement for you. Ooooohh, I'm soooooo sorry that all seem to be so fucking untalented that I only have two basic fucking skills - too bad none of them make YOU fuck off and EAT SHIT!

FINE! HATE ME MORE! I'LL JUST STAND HERE AND FUCKING SWEAR AT YOU SOME MORE YOU OVERGROWN FISHEYED ELVEN PIECE OF FUCKING TRIPE!

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Submarine sex. Now. ;)

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[nellas]

I would except then you and Bergil sit around moaning and bitching all day long about how I left AND THE WORLD DOESN'T NEED MORE WHINY PANSIES.

...you're so hot when that vein in your head is bulging from rage. *kisses passionately*

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[beregond]

PANSY? You're calling ME a pansy???

Eru, I love you. *kisses back and runs hands up and down her back*

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[nellas]

DAMN STRAIGHT I AM!

*grins and drags him into the submarine*

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[beregond]

Dammit.

Ooooooooooh. Sexcellent. ;) ;) ;)

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[nellas]

Less talking. More underwater submarine sex. ;) ;) ;)

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[beregond]

Amen to that.

;););)

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[nellas]

*fades to black to retain some fuckin' modesty*