excellent.
She drives up in a red Corvette with Beregond by her side and two other companions in the backseat - one is her son Bergil and the other is this elf.
Bergil honey? The chick will be your new friend. Your new very close friend. She doesn't talk much, well, she doesn't really talk too much at all besides expressing her emotions through the wide range of emoticons available but she is a Teleri elf of noble birth with a pretty face and nice hips for childbearing. A virgin too. It was pretty damn hard finding her, I'll tell you. Don't look so pale, sweetie. Mommy knows what's best for you.
*drags everyone inside the chapel McDonalds*
Stay still, Bergil! Let the man with the Holy Book finish what he has to say... say yes, Bergil. Say yes. Good boy.
Now kiss her. Your mother and father are as good as any for protecting you, darling, and that man in the funny suit is as good as any lawyer. Awww, yay. My precious darling boy is so cute!
Now that that's all over with... come Beregond! To the craps tables!
Bergil honey? The chick will be your new friend. Your new very close friend. She doesn't talk much, well, she doesn't really talk too much at all besides expressing her emotions through the wide range of emoticons available but she is a Teleri elf of noble birth with a pretty face and nice hips for childbearing. A virgin too. It was pretty damn hard finding her, I'll tell you. Don't look so pale, sweetie. Mommy knows what's best for you.
*drags everyone inside the chapel McDonalds*
Stay still, Bergil! Let the man with the Holy Book finish what he has to say... say yes, Bergil. Say yes. Good boy.
Now kiss her. Your mother and father are as good as any for protecting you, darling, and that man in the funny suit is as good as any lawyer. Awww, yay. My precious darling boy is so cute!
Now that that's all over with... come Beregond! To the craps tables!