omg omg omg
ok ok so i havent been updating cuz theres nothing much happening BUT SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED. i just finished a session of playing DOTA (its a game on warcraft III) with my cousin and jeff strong when nature called. so I went to my bathroom and started peeing, when TO MY HORROR there was a fly inside the toilet. Now, it wasnt in the water but merely on the inside of the bowl, and whats more - it hadn't noticed that i was peeing. So i did what any fly-hater would do, i adjusted my aim and tried to knock it into the water.
well, mr. fly finally caught wind of my plan so he took off and started flying around trying to escape. At this point, i was like AHHHHH please don't fly into me with ur disgusting toilet water'ed legs! luckily it got disoriented and fell into the water. Shot down and defeated, the fly had nothing left to do but pitifully struggle against the water current as i continued my merciless onslaught of pee. Then when i was done, i flushed that bastard down into his/her watery grave. =)
Allen - 1
Fly - 0
well, mr. fly finally caught wind of my plan so he took off and started flying around trying to escape. At this point, i was like AHHHHH please don't fly into me with ur disgusting toilet water'ed legs! luckily it got disoriented and fell into the water. Shot down and defeated, the fly had nothing left to do but pitifully struggle against the water current as i continued my merciless onslaught of pee. Then when i was done, i flushed that bastard down into his/her watery grave. =)
Allen - 1
Fly - 0