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I fucking wish ashleeighugh simpson would:
a) realize shes NOT hilary fucking duff.
b) get murdered by the juice.

I fucking wish OJ would:
a) get his own golfing reality show.
b) cut the fuck out of ashleeighugh simpson.

I fucking wish the coroner would:
a) do some shots of el toro at the crime scene.
b) call fall out boy and exhumed to play the after crime scene party.

I fucking wish the crime scene after party:
a) was hosted by michael j. fox
b)no on wore pants and there was a pool full of apple cider.

I could keep going.
but I wont.

thanks.