Stargate SG-1 - 10x01 - Flesh and Blood
Earth/Jaffa leftovers from S9: Yay! We're still alive even though we should be space jam!
Lucian Alliance (to Teal'c): This is all your fault! You made us come here!
(Did anybody else get evil!Archer vibes of the leader guy in the Lucian alliance? "I made a bad decision, so obviously it's somebody else's fault!")
Bruce Boxenleitner (AKA Vala's hubbie): I love you!
(Awww! I really like him! It's not his fault he's a brainwashed religious fanatic!)
Cam, Sam, Teal'c: You don't know Daniel like we do. He just won't die. Ever.
Daniel: Hey, guys, I'm alive, but I'm in the middle of taking the evil Ori slash human queen, who just happens to be Vala's daughter, hostage.
Cam, Sam, Teal'c: We knew it!
Bra'tac: Geronimo!
Cam: Dude, just. No.
Vala (and here we come to actual quotes, hee):
"And as your mother you will listen to me, young lady. There will be no leading these armies on a mass murdering crusade! Or else!"
"I always assumed that his experience was just tainted by me."
And my absolute favorite:
Vala: If she takes after her mother she'll have a pretty good figure too.
Daniel: Oh, this is bad!
Vala: You're telling me. Soon the Ori will be a lot more appealling to the males of this galaxy.
To sum up, (though I may be a little colored by the fact that I've been inhaling Farscape episodes the last month) I can't remember the last time I was this excited about SG-1. It's all doomy! I love it! They're just totally fucked. I'm just hoping that they can keep it up for at least a season and not fix it straight away.
I also love the relationship between Vala and Bruce (he is forever Bruce in my mind). They really care for each other, and they really think the other person is screwed. It's so fucked up. I love it!
And Vala as a main character just makes me squee like woah. I LOVE YOU, VALA!