Soup of the Day.

[nekrosmanetia]

Well. This one time, I had a dog. I named her Patch. But she wasn't mine. She was the neighbour's cat. And his name was Pig. So, the moral of this story is don't eat *spaghetti. You'll mistake the neighbour's squirrel (named Fixxy) for your snake (who you think is named Giggly Splooch).

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*or peanut butter