Humanity fails
It turns out that puppy e-mail (which I DID get from a friend and which was not just forwarded) is most probably just spam.
http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/golden.asp
How disgusting people are. I can't believe someone would start that circulating as a "joke" or some shit.
In other news, I think you have to pass a NOISY-ASS FUCKER test to be a garbage man (assuming the market is competitive). (EDIT: Yes, that is a NOISY-ASS FUCKER as opposed to a NOISY ASS-FUCKER, which would be an extremely vocal male, or even a female with a dildo, engaging in some form of anal sex.) Whoever makes the most racket (revving the truck engine for no reason, breaking glass bottles, throwing shit around as hard as possible) gets the position and becomes a professional.
http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/golden.asp
How disgusting people are. I can't believe someone would start that circulating as a "joke" or some shit.
In other news, I think you have to pass a NOISY-ASS FUCKER test to be a garbage man (assuming the market is competitive). (EDIT: Yes, that is a NOISY-ASS FUCKER as opposed to a NOISY ASS-FUCKER, which would be an extremely vocal male, or even a female with a dildo, engaging in some form of anal sex.) Whoever makes the most racket (revving the truck engine for no reason, breaking glass bottles, throwing shit around as hard as possible) gets the position and becomes a professional.