Letter to Klaus and Year in Review
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I put gum in j00c3's hair (-12 points). In February I helped sousukefangirl hide a body (-173 points). Last Wednesday I pushed titlecharacter in the mud (-17 points). Last month I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In September I gave phenotype a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (98 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
nekooniko
January: I'm sure that I'm not the first to wish that to all of you, but hey - I've got slow-ass AOL dial-up at home. (In reference to the title, "Happy Holidays / New Year / End of Semester / Start of Semester!")
February: I got a mini-lecture from Pona about making myself look too doughty. He pointed out I'm "young and cute as a button."
March: Tadaaa! Important post time - that rarely happens with me. (In reference to getting a new cell phone)
April: For those of you who weren't at the gathering at eleven PM, when Ben and I finally arrived - we would have been on time, but I decided to go
to the emergency room instead.
May: *does a happy dance* (In reference to getting a cable modem and wireless router at home)
June: So I got in my first accident today.
July: Saturday night was our town's fireworks.
August: It's been a while... yes, I'm still alive.
September: So... do "synthetic" and "artificial" cancel one another out? (In reference to a robot meme)
October: "Now I remember why I hated Sarah so much."
November: Life is Beautiful (Name of a meme)
December: So I saw this car the other day as I walked down the hill from Salk, past Lothrop.
Yeah, that sounds about right - I talk about random crap, I post a lot of memes, I don't update very often, I'm extremely accident-prone in every sense of the word, and we all remember post-breakup angst.