And now for your dose of totally insane randomness for the day/week/milennium:
Gandalf the long-nosed wizard (wizard) had a very pronounced nose
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it's grown (it's a prosthesis!)
All of the other wizards (wizards) used to laugh and call him names (like Rhinoman)
They never let poor Gandalf join in any wizard games (like riding eagles!)
Then one dangerous midday Tolkien came to say (he's Catholic!)
"Gandalf your nose does have worth-- with it you'll save Middle Earth!"
Then all the wizards loved him (loved him): they let him become a white (wizard of course)
Gandalf the long-nosed wizard, you'll save us from lots of strife (like the Urukhai!).
Yes, it's an original LOTR filk. I blame christin for this insanity because of the Cthulu Santa candies and elder god carols. XD
Feel free to tell me how awesome I am.
...any time now.....
........still waiting!
...Ok, I get it, it was kinda lame. DX I thought of it while I was scrubbing the bathtub and it was really cool at the time (compared to Clorox Clean-up and a scrub brush)!!!!! So, yeah!
If you're still my friend after the embarrassment I'll love you forever. XD
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it's grown (it's a prosthesis!)
All of the other wizards (wizards) used to laugh and call him names (like Rhinoman)
They never let poor Gandalf join in any wizard games (like riding eagles!)
Then one dangerous midday Tolkien came to say (he's Catholic!)
"Gandalf your nose does have worth-- with it you'll save Middle Earth!"
Then all the wizards loved him (loved him): they let him become a white (wizard of course)
Gandalf the long-nosed wizard, you'll save us from lots of strife (like the Urukhai!).
Yes, it's an original LOTR filk. I blame christin for this insanity because of the Cthulu Santa candies and elder god carols. XD
Feel free to tell me how awesome I am.
...any time now.....
........still waiting!
...Ok, I get it, it was kinda lame. DX I thought of it while I was scrubbing the bathtub and it was really cool at the time (compared to Clorox Clean-up and a scrub brush)!!!!! So, yeah!
If you're still my friend after the embarrassment I'll love you forever. XD