Break-up letter to end all break-up letters...

[nekooflove]

Dear backache,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it last year at the mental hospital when I saw you sit on my mustard souffle. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know

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[ainobethie]

I've seen this thing floating around...and I just now understood what you're supposed to do! *iz stoopid* Unfortunately, I won't be doing it this time around...because I'd be too ashamed if people put 2 and 2 together for one of these. because...I'm about to go to bed...and therefore...for blank #1...I'd have to write "You're a loser".