Aunt Becky's Year in Review Meme
1) What does Meme mean?
Isn't it a nickname for either a grandma or a dude named Guillermo? Oh, wait, that's Memo.
2) 2011 - Was it all you’d hoped it would be?
I got a ton of goodie out of it. XD
3) Did you watch the Royal Wedding?
I had work and 3rd trimester, so no.
4) Where are your pants?
On the ground! Lookin' like a FOOL with your pants on the ground.
5) Is Justin Bieber human or some sort of robot?
Do robots walk into revolving doors, then say "Yo, what up?"
6) If you had only one thing to wish for this coming year, what would it be?
I wish that cancer would be curable with a shot.
7) Would you call yourself a “social media maven?”
No. I'm not a borg.
8 ) If you had to take three things to a desert island (let’s assume you have ample food and water), what would they be?
Things or people?
Kindle
Solar-powered battery charger
Satellite hook-up
9) If you had the ability to banish certain offenses to an island where they would be rehabilitated into being okay again, what would those offenses be?
Apostrophes where they don't belong. As in "Merry Christmas from the Bell's!" or "My aunt's are flying in."
Also, when people refer to themselves as part of a group using the term "and I" when they should be using "and me." "They gave cakes to Sandy and I." "They gave cakes to I" is not correct, so the phrase should be "Sandy and me." (I totally endorse "Sandy and I went to the store," because then the personal pronoun is used correctly).
10) How do YOU think the air conditioner works?
Black magic.
11) Do you ACTUALLY think you can make money blogging?
Nope. That's why I only do it for the lulz and to keep friends up on life.
12) There’s a lot of talk in the blog world about microblogging (The Tumblr, The Twitter, The Facebook) taking over traditional blogs. Do you think that’s the case?
I'm still here on eljay, aren't I?
13) If you could give one piece of advice to your younger self, what would it be?
Buy insurance. Disability, cancer, sickness, hospital, whatever, if you're healthy it'll be under $100 per month and could pay out BIG.
14) If you could’ve told yourself this time last year one thing, what would it be?
You will have a baby by this time next year. Don't stress it.
15) If you could have one Super Power, what would it be?
I'd love to be WordGirl. We already share a name, love of unicorns, and bibliophilos.
16) If you could do one thing you can’t currently do, and do it well, what would it be?
Be in shape.
17) What surprises you about yourself?
I can push out a baby without drugs, but still cry at stubbing a toe.
18) What was your favorite blog post/tweet of the past year?
19) Do you REALLY think “Purple Should Be A Flavor?”
I had the baby purples last year, if it can be a mood, it can be a flavor. The snozberries taste like snozberries!
20) If you could make one outlandish wish for 2012, what would it be?
All my friends and family to be happy and healthy, with me visiting them wherever they may live at this point because I had a wealthy benefactor who left me enough money to be independently wealthy and Deric, Cordy, and I became world travelers.
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