A Letter from Stormy
This post is for Christin and Jon and was dictated to me by Stormy himself (I corrected spelling and grammatical errors specifically known in LOLcat-ese). I hope you enjoy. ^^
Dear Aunt Christin and Uncle Jon,
Thank you for the Christmas noms, er presents.
I read your card with happiness, knowing that this present is all for me and none for silly humans who are only for feedins, pettins, and poop-scoopins...oh, and snugglins.
I waited patiently while Deric-human opened the shiny-wrapped box. Then I explored the box. Wait...does I smell NIPS?!?!?
I proceded to be sure that the wrappins were kitten-friendly. They were.
Then Beki-human gave me this dinnertime nom. Or is it paller? Or is it toy? I was so confused!
I decided it must be for the noms and playtimes.
How could this day get any better? Beki-human called my name: "Tormy!" I rolled over to see what she wanted.
Could this be? ANOTHER playtime nom?!? This is best Christmastime EVAR!
I hugged myself with glee, then went to rip the fortune out of the cookie. That's when Beki-human took the cookie, but she did not eated it. She just put it away so I wouldn't tear it up. I don't have a nip problem, honest!
Playtimes being over for now, I curled up into my box for catnaps.
So that's how I enjoyed my Christmastimes gift from you today. Thank you again for thinking of me and sending me nice playtime noms to chew and nom. It's naptime again, so I have to go.
Love,
Tormy the WonderKitten
Dear Aunt Christin and Uncle Jon,
Thank you for the Christmas noms, er presents.
I read your card with happiness, knowing that this present is all for me and none for silly humans who are only for feedins, pettins, and poop-scoopins...oh, and snugglins.
I waited patiently while Deric-human opened the shiny-wrapped box. Then I explored the box. Wait...does I smell NIPS?!?!?
I proceded to be sure that the wrappins were kitten-friendly. They were.
Then Beki-human gave me this dinnertime nom. Or is it paller? Or is it toy? I was so confused!
I decided it must be for the noms and playtimes.
How could this day get any better? Beki-human called my name: "Tormy!" I rolled over to see what she wanted.
Could this be? ANOTHER playtime nom?!? This is best Christmastime EVAR!
I hugged myself with glee, then went to rip the fortune out of the cookie. That's when Beki-human took the cookie, but she did not eated it. She just put it away so I wouldn't tear it up. I don't have a nip problem, honest!
Playtimes being over for now, I curled up into my box for catnaps.
So that's how I enjoyed my Christmastimes gift from you today. Thank you again for thinking of me and sending me nice playtime noms to chew and nom. It's naptime again, so I have to go.
Love,
Tormy the WonderKitten