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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I helped cryogenia across the street (6 points). Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, cattheterrible (-5000 points). In May I gave mistressoffoxes a kidney (1000 points). In January engine_blue and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5056 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
nekokenchan