the joys of SPAM, food, and butchering disney songs for our amusement
"I Just Can't Wait To Be King" Based on the performance by Disney
"I Just Can't Work At Burger King" Parody by Matthias
The Fourth song in the Demented Disney Album
I'm going to be a service freak,
So customers beware!
Well, I've never seen a fast food clerk
With quite so much hair
I'm going to char some fries I bet.
Or drop them on the floor.
I'm burning up, I'm greasing down
I hear the fire roar.
Thus, far a rather dangerous thing
Oh, I just can't work at Burger King!
You've got a long way to go young bus boy if you think…
Some dude saying, "Cook this!"
Now when I said deep fried I…
Some dude yelling, "Be there!"
What I meant was a large…
Some dude yelling, "Make that!"
But this guy wanted Curly fries!
Some dude roaring, "See here!"
Now see here!!!
Free to get Kid's Meals all day
Well, that's definitely out of the question
Free to cook it all my way!
I think it's time that you and I arranged a date to talk.
Chefs don't need advice from managers cause it's a form of art.
If this is where this fast food chain is headed, my stocks are out!
Out of service! Out of America! I wouldn't hang about!
This child is now setting fire to the ice cream!
Oh, I just can't work at Burger King!
Everybody who's in line left!
Everybody dining is in fright!
Everywhere you look, I'm
Not using that thing right!
Not That!
"Every customer rather go home than stay!
Let's hear it from the drive thru, and on the voice box thing!
It's going to be on that show called Ripley's!"
Oh, I just can't work at Burger King!
Oh, I just can't work at Burger King!
Oh, I just can't work…
At Burger King!!!
"I Just Can't Work At Burger King" Parody by Matthias
The Fourth song in the Demented Disney Album
I'm going to be a service freak,
So customers beware!
Well, I've never seen a fast food clerk
With quite so much hair
I'm going to char some fries I bet.
Or drop them on the floor.
I'm burning up, I'm greasing down
I hear the fire roar.
Thus, far a rather dangerous thing
Oh, I just can't work at Burger King!
You've got a long way to go young bus boy if you think…
Some dude saying, "Cook this!"
Now when I said deep fried I…
Some dude yelling, "Be there!"
What I meant was a large…
Some dude yelling, "Make that!"
But this guy wanted Curly fries!
Some dude roaring, "See here!"
Now see here!!!
Free to get Kid's Meals all day
Well, that's definitely out of the question
Free to cook it all my way!
I think it's time that you and I arranged a date to talk.
Chefs don't need advice from managers cause it's a form of art.
If this is where this fast food chain is headed, my stocks are out!
Out of service! Out of America! I wouldn't hang about!
This child is now setting fire to the ice cream!
Oh, I just can't work at Burger King!
Everybody who's in line left!
Everybody dining is in fright!
Everywhere you look, I'm
Not using that thing right!
Not That!
"Every customer rather go home than stay!
Let's hear it from the drive thru, and on the voice box thing!
It's going to be on that show called Ripley's!"
Oh, I just can't work at Burger King!
Oh, I just can't work at Burger King!
Oh, I just can't work…
At Burger King!!!