THIS IS WHAT I THINK ABOUT FUCKING RANDOM AIM BOTS

Nov 22, 2007 14:37

[14:32] SantaClaus: Ho, ho, ho! Santa here.
I'm IM'ing all of you who asked to be my helpers with a holiday tip:

Before you start shopping this season, check with me! This year the
elves are working for YOU. They'll find you whatever you need.

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday!
[14:32] astyanyx1: GO LOOK FOR A NEW DAY JOB
[14:33] SantaClaus: Hey. You're back. Cool. You know the deal. Type main. :-)

[14:34] astyanyx1: Type blow me. :)
[14:34] SantaClaus:
:-D
If you like the way you feel -- please remember spread the Christmas spirit to others. There are long and lonely faces everywhere who need our help.

[14:34] astyanyx1: IF THEY ARE LONG AND LONELY, GIVE THEM A DONKEY FOR CHRISTMAS.
[14:34] SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.

[14:34] astyanyx1: Type gimp.
[14:34] SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. ;-) Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.

[14:35] astyanyx1: type ball-less.
[14:35] SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

[14:36] astyanyx1: type erectile-dysfunction.

I think I struck a nerve with that last one. ;)
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