I DID Threaten To Quote You, Fiancee... Problem Is, I Quoted It All. XD;;

Apr 26, 2005 02:01

In regards to this.... (aka: the smutlib log~)


With appearances of Seo Taiji-muse and Miyavi-muse. :D

Fiancee: Did you see the return of the madlib smut? ^^;;
Neko-chan: ..mmm?
Fiancee: And the BUTT, oh my god. Did you see the butt?
Fiancee: *searches*
Neko-chan: ...no, didn't see that one. XD;;
Fiancee: "kisses Emi's stomach softly as he feels Emi's round little (_!_)"
Fiancee: BUTT
Neko-chan: ...oh. my. god. XD;; just... *DIES*
Fiancee: LOOKIT IT XD
Fiancee: I terrorized Mika with that last night
Neko-chan: why can't they just SAY IT?
Fiancee: I don't know!
Neko-chan: that just makes it... ugh. just... GAH. KDHOIESHIOUESLKESHOES. XD;;
Fiancee: Fiancee: Butt!
Mika: >_< lol
Fiancee: WTF
Fiancee: 'kisses Emi's stomach softly as he feels Emi's round little (_!_) '
Fiancee: *DIES*
Mika: .... WTF XD
Fiancee: LOOKIT
Fiancee: BUTT
Mika: I don't want to XDD
Fiancee: LOOKIT IT XDDD
Mika: XD NOOOO
Fiancee: (_!_)
Neko-chan: KDSHIOESKLDUSIOES. *DEAD*
Fiancee: KEYSMASH!
Fiancee: *wins?*
Neko-chan: *dyyyyyyying* XD;;;;
Fiancee: XDDDD
Fiancee: *looooves*
Neko-chan: *adores* <3
Fiancee: It took me forever to come up with a nicer word than 'butt', but at least I said it instead of USING AN EMOTICON XD
Neko-chan: *thinks of words* rear, buttocks, behind~, ass, and... *thinks more* ...i'm tired. XD;;
Fiancee: I think I used 'rear' XD;;
Fiancee: Bottom
Fiancee: Booty!
Neko-chan: arrrrrgh. i want to get me hands on some booty. *kills nique's inner pirate* XD;
Fiancee: Ahahahaha XD;
Neko-chan: stupid evil twin. <3
Fiancee: Oh, smutlibs. You entertain me so.
Neko-chan: *is scared* XD;
Fiancee: *amuuused*
Neko-chan: do i even want to know? XD;;
Fiancee: I'm just reading over the amusing parts again XD
Neko-chan: XD;;; quotes?
Fiancee: Did you not read it? XD
Neko-chan: no. ^^;;
Fiancee: Oh ho ho. I shall give you quotes when I get to the good part.
Neko-chan: all right. XD;;
Fiancee: *just as entertained when people write out noises*
Neko-chan: i never understood why they do that. it's one of the things that irks me. ^^;;
Fiancee: Yeah, me too ^^;
Neko-chan: i'm glad that i'm not the only one then. XD;
Fiancee: There was one that was absolutely hilarious...hold on...
Fiancee: Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha *dies all over again*
Fiancee: "AHHHHHHHHHHH! SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!"
Neko-chan: ... *DEAD*
Fiancee: BLOODY MURDER!
Neko-chan: ...neighbors should have called the police because they thought that someone was being murdered. :D
Fiancee: Hahaha, seriously
Fiancee: Aaaah. That killed me. Phew.
Neko-chan: ... *will quote that* "AAAAAAAAAAAH! SEO!"
Fiancee: HAHAHAHAHA
Seo: fjdkslacmWTF
Neko-chan: *pets both* :D
Fiancee: And it'd be "SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Neko-chan: *DYYYYYYYYING* <33333
Fiancee: Wait, I forgot the exclamation points:
"SEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Neko-chan: *DEATH*
Fiancee: ...my stomach...augh.... XD *falls over*
Neko-chan: *still dying* omg. the community would kill us for badly written smut. XD;
Fiancee: *eyes log, can't write serious smut anymore* XD ...ahahaha, they would
Fiancee: That and making fun of other muns ^^;;;
Neko-chan: yeah. ^^;; okay. serious. now. *nods* smut...
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! SEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
*DEAD*
Fiancee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fiancee: Seo: *CRIES*
Neko-chan: *DEAD. OMG. JUST... DEAD*
Fiancee: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEV!!!!! ...you stepped on my TOE!"
Neko-chan: .... *crying* XDXDXD
Fiancee: XDDDD *clutching stomach*
Neko-chan: *already past that point* <3333
Fiancee: "__________________________________________ ____ x sexiness of seek's piercings"
What is THAT supposed to be?
Neko-chan: ...i have no idea. o.O;;
Fiancee: "________________________xEmi's weirdness"
Fiancee: o.O
Neko-chan: ...wtf? XD;;
Fiancee: I have no idea!
Neko-chan: stupid log. XD;
Fiancee: *amazed no one has commented to mock yet*
Neko-chan: *tempted* :D
Fiancee: XD
Fiancee: Don't get yourself banned XD
Neko-chan: *will behave* :D
Fiancee: *returns to serious, well-written smut*
Fiancee: Mkay XD;
Neko-chan: okay. :D <3
Fiancee: *loves~*
Fiancee: "he can feel Emi's pulsing ___ ______ in his hand"
*hums, pencils in 'badger'*
Neko-chan: .... *DEAD*
Fiancee: : D <3
Neko-chan: you're killing me. T-T
*-*-*
Fiancee: ...wahaha
"just running his hands along the contours of Emi's upper body, blushing somewhat himself as blood flows within him to interesting places"
Fiancee: Interesting places : D
Neko-chan: ...wonder what interesting places? :D
Fiancee: GEE
Fiancee: His badger?
Neko-chan: *DEAD*
Fiancee: *blinks innocently* : 3
Neko-chan: eeeeeevil. XD;;
Fiancee: Aaahahahaha "Please be gentle!"
Neko-chan: ...that's something you'd NEVER hear meev say. XD;
Fiancee: Seriously XDDD
Neko-chan: "Oh, Seo! Please... be gentle?" *SNORTS*
Fiancee: Seo: ... who are you, and what have you done with Meev?
Neko-chan: *DIES*
Fiancee: Seo: *moves awaaaaay*
Neko-chan: Miyavi: *pokes imposter!Meev* o.O;;
Fiancee: Seo: *hides behind Meev* ;_;
Neko-chan: Miyavi: *kidnaps Seo and goes off to the bedroom to demonstrate that HE isn't an imposter*
Fiancee: Seo: ...whee~! <3
Neko-chan: XD;;;;;
Fiancee: *facepalm* -_-;;
Fiancee: "heart spasm as his name is said like that"
That...doesn't sound healthy
Neko-chan: heart attack during sex? XD;;
Fiancee: Oh nooooo XD
Neko-chan: sounds like something that meev would do to seo. :D
Fiancee: Seo: ;_;
Neko-chan: ...and, of course, as my responsibility, i would bring him back. :D
Fiancee: Seo: Thanks >>;;
Neko-chan: :D
Fiancee: *puts together all of the noises*
"Aahhn...Mnhh..ahh...Ahnnhh.... more.. ... ahhnnhh..."
Fiancee: *snickering*
Neko-chan: *dyyyyyyyyyyyying* you're horrible, meg. i love you. <3
Fiancee: "discovers Emi's bellybutton"
HOLY SHIT WHERE DID THAT DENT COME FROM
Neko-chan: KDHIOUESHISKHLSKJUOIES!!!! <33333 *DEAD. OMG. SO. DEAD*
Fiancee: YEEEEES
Fiancee: Two keysmashes in ONE NIGHT
Fiancee: *PWNS*
Fiancee: : D <3
*-*-*
Neko-chan: just. god. XDXD;; *tempted to quote in lj*
Fiancee: Omg. Dooo iiiit XD Scar people!
Fiancee: "Ngh!" That's a good one XD
Neko-chan: ...sounds like a pain sound. that's shouldn't be there. :O
Fiancee: It is, actually XD;
Fiancee: Wahahahahahahahahahfkdslmek
Fiancee: "Nhhh!!! seeekuuhhhh!"
Neko-chan: ... XDXDXDXDXD *DEAD*
Fiancee: "Meeevvuuuuhhhh!"
Neko-chan: *DEAD* OMG. STOP. MEG. XDXD;;;;;;
Fiancee: XDDDD
Neko-chan: <3333
Fiancee: *loooves!*
Neko-chan: *loooooves*
Fiancee: I can't help it, it's too easy XD
Neko-chan: it is. that's the sad thing. XD;;
Fiancee: If my smut in the log starts suffering, just... stop me XD; It's because I'm still reading this
Neko-chan: don't worry. i'd shoot you to put you out of your own misery. :D
Fiancee: Thanks? XD;
Neko-chan: don't mention it. :D
Fiancee: ...still doing okay, am I? XD;
Neko-chan: compared to other smut logs that i've read? you pwn. <3
Fiancee: Wai : D *happy*
Neko-chan: *pets* you're so cute~ <3
Fiancee: But...this one is so well done...
"getting close to ______________" ...not the badger, Seek! RUN!
Neko-chan: *DEAD*
Fiancee: "seeeeuuhhhhh!" What is that even supposed to be?
Neko-chan: ...that sounds like a groaned out 'seo.' oooops? :D
Fiancee: Seo: AUGH.
Neko-chan: SOMEONE'S FANTASIZING ABOUT YOU, SEO. :D
Fiancee: Seo: FJDISALHESIAOCLMEKS
Fiancee: Seo: EW EW EW
Neko-chan: *pets* :D poor thing.
Fiancee: Seo: T_T
Neko-chan: at least you have meev to help you forget about that? :D
Fiancee: Seo: THANK GOD.
Fiancee: "presses against Emi's special spot" ...what, like his magically appearing bellybutton?
Neko-chan: .... *CRYING*
Fiancee: XDDD Sorry?
Neko-chan: *still crying. and can't stop laughing* XDXD
Fiancee: Don't die! XD;
Neko-chan: hard to breathe! XDXD;;;;;
Fiancee: Ahahahahaha "Mmhneh..."
Fiancee: *not helping*
Neko-chan: what the hell is THAT supposed to mean? o.O;;; "tacks on a 'v' at the end*
Fiancee: Seo: o.O!
Fiancee: ...aww. And that's the end. *sad*
Neko-chan: XDXDXD;;; good. because if it wasn't, you would have killed me. <3
Fiancee: Okay, good, then XD;; *pets*

*re-reads and DIES all over again; puts in memories*



~Owari~
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