if, like me, you shamelessly read romance novels, you will find this hilarious. if you read them not so shamelessly but can still laugh at yourself, you will probably still find this link hilarious. if you don't read them and laugh at everyone who does regardless of their motivation for doing so...well, fuck you, too.
but the link is still hilarious, in spite of what i assume to be your hypothetical douchebaggery in Case the Third.
http://media.npr.org/documents/2009/feb/smartbitches.pdf "he ain't hatin' 'cause he be lubricatin'." *cracks up*
so for those who were unaware, by which i probably mean "all of you," the authors of the romance review blog
http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com were on npr's "all things considered" weekend edition saturday morning. i haven't listened to the podcast (or whatever) yet, but i figured i'd plug it just in case anyone else gave a flying fuck. :)