Red Dwarf

[nekoaitsu]

I just watched this episode... and it's awesome. If you have never seen Red Dwarf, you should seek it out... :D

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Lyrics to the Rimmer Song

If you're in trouble, he will save the day
Is brave and fearless, come what may
Without him the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim and no one's slimmer
He would never need a Zimmer!

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden trimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer!

Master of wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me

Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Is also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right, then he just might
come round for dinner!

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
No rhymes left now apart from quimmer!
We hope they fade us out before we get to schwimmer!
Fade out you stupid plimmer!

(The last verse was cut from the broadcast edition)

I never want to see or hear from that scum-sucking, lying, weasel-minded smegger, in my entire life!