Of boyfriends and wardrobe malfunctions (Drabble)
Title: Of boyfriends and wardrobe malfunctions
Pairing: Kyumin, Simi
Genre: Fluff, Romance, Crack
Rating: PG
Summary: Kyuhyun and Sungmin are finally together and all is right in the world... Or is it?
When Zhoumi had sauntered his way into class one day, with Siwon carrying his book bag trailing a little behind him, he was met with a sight that had caused him to do a double take. Right there, in the corner of the classroom, were Kyuhyun and Sungmin engaged in a heated make out session. Now, Zhoumi was more than fine with the the couple's excessive display of affection, after all, he and Siwon had had their fair share of it, plus, it gave Zhoumi more material to tease Kyuhyun with. No, the cause of Zhoumi's hyperventilating state had nothing to do with Kyuhyun's tongue down Sungmin's throat and neither did it have to do the hand wedged inside Sungmin's jean pocket, the jacket on Sungmin, however, had everything to do with it. Zhoumi glared at the offending fabric and wished he hadn't . Because focusing all his attention on the hideous piece of clothing had only brought his attention to the number of holes and food stains on it and Zhoumi thanked the lord that Siwon had fast reflexes so that he could cue his dramatic fall without touching the ground- his Prada blazer deserved better.
Zhoumi's exaggerated fall and dramatic scream had captured the couple's attention and they had pulled apart breathlessly, Kyuhyun spared him a nonchalant glance before growling and pulling a dazed Sungmin in for another kiss. Life apparently didn't favour Kyuhyun very much, because just as he was about to slip his tongue back into Sungmin's mouth so that he could coax sweet moans out of him, his boyfriend was very rudely snatched from his arms.
"Shengmin! Just what are you wearing? Do you have any idea how disrespectful you're being to Alexander McQueen right now? He must be crying his eyes out in heaven! You do not, ever in a million years wear Kuixian's dirty old Mooncraft jacket over a McQueen masterpiece," Zhoumi shrieked as he shook Sungmin, hoping that it might knock some common sense into him, all the while forgoing Siwon's attempts to placate him and Kyuhyun's death glare.
Sungmin whimpered as Kyuhyun wrapped a possessive arm around his waist, and freed him from Zhoumi's unrelenting grip, regretting that he had chosen to wear Kyuhyun's jacket just because it smelt like him. How had he forgotten that Zhoumi would suffer a mental breakdown because of it? Oh yeah, Kyuhyun and his talented tongue had found his neck very appealing then.
"Mi, leave Sungmin alone, he can wear whatever he wants. And for the last time, it's Starcraft," Kyuhyun said tersely, voice low and commanding as he rested his chin on Sungmin's shoulder, glaring up at Zhoumi.
"Geez, Kuixian! Stop being such a drama queen. It's just a game! And seriously, Shengmin, take that jacket off! It's repulsive and stu-Oh!! Wonnie! Come with me! I bought this absolutely stunning dress shirt for you the other day and it complements your eyes just perfectly. Let's go! I left it in my locker and you need to see it now!" Zhoumi grinned as he dragged Siwon along with him, rambling about a sale at the mall and a pair of shoes he had gotten to match Siwon's new shirt.
Kyuhyun and Sungmin were left confused and mentally disoriented at how easily distracted Zhoumi was and how he could walk out of the class as though nothing had happened.
"Hey Kyu?"
"Yeah, Min?"
"How does Siwon put up with Mi?"
"... I don't know, Min. But I think I know why he prays so much now," Kyuhyun said, hands moving to slither under Sungmin's shirt and stroke the smooth skin.
Life must have had something against Kyuhyun because just as he was about to lean down to engage Sungmin in another kiss, the bell rang and their home room teacher strolled in moments later.
Yup, life definitely didn't like Kyuhyun very much.
A/N: Inspired by this:
Pairing: Kyumin, Simi
Genre: Fluff, Romance, Crack
Rating: PG
Summary: Kyuhyun and Sungmin are finally together and all is right in the world... Or is it?
When Zhoumi had sauntered his way into class one day, with Siwon carrying his book bag trailing a little behind him, he was met with a sight that had caused him to do a double take. Right there, in the corner of the classroom, were Kyuhyun and Sungmin engaged in a heated make out session. Now, Zhoumi was more than fine with the the couple's excessive display of affection, after all, he and Siwon had had their fair share of it, plus, it gave Zhoumi more material to tease Kyuhyun with. No, the cause of Zhoumi's hyperventilating state had nothing to do with Kyuhyun's tongue down Sungmin's throat and neither did it have to do the hand wedged inside Sungmin's jean pocket, the jacket on Sungmin, however, had everything to do with it. Zhoumi glared at the offending fabric and wished he hadn't . Because focusing all his attention on the hideous piece of clothing had only brought his attention to the number of holes and food stains on it and Zhoumi thanked the lord that Siwon had fast reflexes so that he could cue his dramatic fall without touching the ground- his Prada blazer deserved better.
Zhoumi's exaggerated fall and dramatic scream had captured the couple's attention and they had pulled apart breathlessly, Kyuhyun spared him a nonchalant glance before growling and pulling a dazed Sungmin in for another kiss. Life apparently didn't favour Kyuhyun very much, because just as he was about to slip his tongue back into Sungmin's mouth so that he could coax sweet moans out of him, his boyfriend was very rudely snatched from his arms.
"Shengmin! Just what are you wearing? Do you have any idea how disrespectful you're being to Alexander McQueen right now? He must be crying his eyes out in heaven! You do not, ever in a million years wear Kuixian's dirty old Mooncraft jacket over a McQueen masterpiece," Zhoumi shrieked as he shook Sungmin, hoping that it might knock some common sense into him, all the while forgoing Siwon's attempts to placate him and Kyuhyun's death glare.
Sungmin whimpered as Kyuhyun wrapped a possessive arm around his waist, and freed him from Zhoumi's unrelenting grip, regretting that he had chosen to wear Kyuhyun's jacket just because it smelt like him. How had he forgotten that Zhoumi would suffer a mental breakdown because of it? Oh yeah, Kyuhyun and his talented tongue had found his neck very appealing then.
"Mi, leave Sungmin alone, he can wear whatever he wants. And for the last time, it's Starcraft," Kyuhyun said tersely, voice low and commanding as he rested his chin on Sungmin's shoulder, glaring up at Zhoumi.
"Geez, Kuixian! Stop being such a drama queen. It's just a game! And seriously, Shengmin, take that jacket off! It's repulsive and stu-Oh!! Wonnie! Come with me! I bought this absolutely stunning dress shirt for you the other day and it complements your eyes just perfectly. Let's go! I left it in my locker and you need to see it now!" Zhoumi grinned as he dragged Siwon along with him, rambling about a sale at the mall and a pair of shoes he had gotten to match Siwon's new shirt.
Kyuhyun and Sungmin were left confused and mentally disoriented at how easily distracted Zhoumi was and how he could walk out of the class as though nothing had happened.
"Hey Kyu?"
"Yeah, Min?"
"How does Siwon put up with Mi?"
"... I don't know, Min. But I think I know why he prays so much now," Kyuhyun said, hands moving to slither under Sungmin's shirt and stroke the smooth skin.
Life must have had something against Kyuhyun because just as he was about to lean down to engage Sungmin in another kiss, the bell rang and their home room teacher strolled in moments later.
Yup, life definitely didn't like Kyuhyun very much.
A/N: Inspired by this: