I like this one...
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana. (not yet anyhow)
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (heh I don't think so... at least there's no one left to say I was...)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones. (almost...)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (nope ask me and I'll tell you)
× I hate the rain. (I <3 rain)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast. (I wish to punch people who talk relly fast)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (heh I wish so I could patent it.)
× I have long hair. (longish?)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (heh nope I'm A- MHER-UH-KAN)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (meh I just don't answer the phone...)
× I like the way that I look. (ask again on a good day.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
✓ I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (nope sugar/coffee puts me to sleep)
✓ I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (BDU's yes, pj's no)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (not quite)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (The only person cooler than my mom is well... my goddess, but sometimes it's close)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (passed out while drinking... yes)
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (hmmm not that I remember)
✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (heh not in my career field)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
✓ I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (kinda sorta not really no)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (nah I stay away from that crap)
✓ I am happy at this moment.
✓ I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (depends on the offerings)
× Republican. (depends on the offerings)
✓ I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time.
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s). (sometimes... anotherask again on a good day)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge. (nope but I wish certain people would)
✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (feh... makeup is for teh weak)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (yeah the radio!)
× I hate office jobs. (I crave one right now)
✓ I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted. (by this planet... yes)
✓ I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (no weaklings)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals. (not usually)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (nope I love my bebe back ribs!!)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle. (heh hobo)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring. (nah)
× I have a tattoo. (I'm waiting)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (nah hard liquer)
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous. (I wish)
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (nah not interested)
× I have terrible teeth. (nope had me meh bracez!!)
× I hate my toes. (I love mine, couldn't walk without them)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (not many friends period)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (heh sometimes... and which flexible? socially? oh hell yes...)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.
× I smoke. (thinking about it)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (nope only cried for two movies in my life...)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. (I can more often than not)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (nope)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (most certainly not.)
× I am a Libertarian. (I dunno am I?)
× I can speak more than one language. (not proficiently)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (NOT!!)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings. (also false)
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (mo....? Weakling....?)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (no how crappy)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (lol no but it is a dream of mine)
× I am compulsively honest. (not unless you want me to be)
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (kinda... I had sex with others around... no dancing though)
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (sleeps anywh....zzzzzzz)
× I dislike milk. (I lovers milk)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (during flu season)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (I wish I was that talented)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (lol not yet? Another dream?)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (absofuckinloutly not. I am the sorrow sucker here...)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (I waaaannnnnnnaaaaaa)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (ooh that Dane Cook is a silly bitch)
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (not all I suppose)
✓ I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
✓ I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer. (hmmm no I don't need to add another one)
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (nope too fat)
× I've performed in three plays. (nope too dull)
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it. (Scot... there's a difference)
✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! (heh thank goodness no)
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (HAH!! Good fucking luck)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (no cause then I wouldn't be the me I am today)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I wish)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (whaaaa? No)
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (Dunno no death noteness)
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (well which one? Truth? or Daaaaaare?)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (like both?)
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (I dun like teh sports)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (they are my real life ones)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (I don't discriminate... I hate everyone equally)
✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana. (not yet anyhow)
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (heh I don't think so... at least there's no one left to say I was...)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones. (almost...)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (nope ask me and I'll tell you)
× I hate the rain. (I <3 rain)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast. (I wish to punch people who talk relly fast)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (heh I wish so I could patent it.)
× I have long hair. (longish?)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (heh nope I'm A- MHER-UH-KAN)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (meh I just don't answer the phone...)
× I like the way that I look. (ask again on a good day.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
✓ I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (nope sugar/coffee puts me to sleep)
✓ I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (BDU's yes, pj's no)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (not quite)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (The only person cooler than my mom is well... my goddess, but sometimes it's close)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (passed out while drinking... yes)
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (hmmm not that I remember)
✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (heh not in my career field)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
✓ I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (kinda sorta not really no)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (nah I stay away from that crap)
✓ I am happy at this moment.
✓ I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (depends on the offerings)
× Republican. (depends on the offerings)
✓ I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time.
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s). (sometimes... anotherask again on a good day)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge. (nope but I wish certain people would)
✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (feh... makeup is for teh weak)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (yeah the radio!)
× I hate office jobs. (I crave one right now)
✓ I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted. (by this planet... yes)
✓ I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (no weaklings)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals. (not usually)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (nope I love my bebe back ribs!!)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle. (heh hobo)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring. (nah)
× I have a tattoo. (I'm waiting)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (nah hard liquer)
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous. (I wish)
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (nah not interested)
× I have terrible teeth. (nope had me meh bracez!!)
× I hate my toes. (I love mine, couldn't walk without them)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (not many friends period)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (heh sometimes... and which flexible? socially? oh hell yes...)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.
× I smoke. (thinking about it)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (nope only cried for two movies in my life...)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. (I can more often than not)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (nope)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (most certainly not.)
× I am a Libertarian. (I dunno am I?)
× I can speak more than one language. (not proficiently)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (NOT!!)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings. (also false)
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (mo....? Weakling....?)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (no how crappy)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (lol no but it is a dream of mine)
× I am compulsively honest. (not unless you want me to be)
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (kinda... I had sex with others around... no dancing though)
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (sleeps anywh....zzzzzzz)
× I dislike milk. (I lovers milk)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (during flu season)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (I wish I was that talented)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (lol not yet? Another dream?)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (absofuckinloutly not. I am the sorrow sucker here...)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (I waaaannnnnnnaaaaaa)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (ooh that Dane Cook is a silly bitch)
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (not all I suppose)
✓ I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
✓ I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer. (hmmm no I don't need to add another one)
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (nope too fat)
× I've performed in three plays. (nope too dull)
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it. (Scot... there's a difference)
✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! (heh thank goodness no)
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (HAH!! Good fucking luck)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (no cause then I wouldn't be the me I am today)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I wish)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (whaaaa? No)
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (Dunno no death noteness)
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (well which one? Truth? or Daaaaaare?)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (like both?)
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (I dun like teh sports)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (they are my real life ones)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (I don't discriminate... I hate everyone equally)
✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.