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A guy is walking down a road, his mind very distracted and not focusing on where he's going, when he suddenly falls into this deep hole. Luckily, he's not too hurt, but crap out of luck with reaching the top. He waits a while, and sees a doctor walking by above him. "Doctor! Hey, Doctor! Can you please help me out of here?" The doctor looks down at him, writes a prescription, tosses it down, and walks on.
The guys waits around some more, completely stuck, and finally sees a priest walking by, and waves his arms for attention. "Father! Oh, Father... can you please help me out?!" he calls. The priest stops to look at him, writes down a prayer, and tosses it in the hole, walking on. The guy is feeling hopeless by this point, until he sees a friend walk by and hopefully calls out. "Hey, Joe! Can you help me out of here?" His friend looks at him, and jumps down into the hole with him. The guy goes "Joe, what the heck? Why did you jump down here? Now we're both stuck!"
Joe looks at him and says, "Because I've been down here before already, buddy, and I know the way out."
Paraphrased from a story on "West Wing"...... I know it's cheesy, sorry, but starting to love that show, and written down mostly to remind myself of some things...
The guys waits around some more, completely stuck, and finally sees a priest walking by, and waves his arms for attention. "Father! Oh, Father... can you please help me out?!" he calls. The priest stops to look at him, writes down a prayer, and tosses it in the hole, walking on. The guy is feeling hopeless by this point, until he sees a friend walk by and hopefully calls out. "Hey, Joe! Can you help me out of here?" His friend looks at him, and jumps down into the hole with him. The guy goes "Joe, what the heck? Why did you jump down here? Now we're both stuck!"
Joe looks at him and says, "Because I've been down here before already, buddy, and I know the way out."
Paraphrased from a story on "West Wing"...... I know it's cheesy, sorry, but starting to love that show, and written down mostly to remind myself of some things...