he wants me but can't have meeee

[nekki]

Crawley says:
tonight is white girl night

Emily says:
OHHH

Crawley says:
my coworker says he can get us on the guest list to get into this club easily

Emily says:
niiice

Crawley says:
so we're gonna go holla at white chicks

Crawley says:
and he said there are asians there too

Crawley says:
and spanish chicks

Crawley says:
so I'm like

Crawley says:
"WHAT? HEAVEN?!"

Emily says:
you should get a hot azn

Crawley says:
I'm gonna try! I gotta catch one alone

Emily says:
and pretend that she's me as you bang her

Crawley says:
oh I would so do that

Emily says:
ahahaha