IT'D BE HOT. DON'T DENY IT.
I was thinking the other day on how much I love Girl!Tony/Steve, you know, as you do. It's just - Tony as a girl would leave Steve speechless with lust, poof, just like that, immediatly. She would be exactly his type! (domineering, smart, capable, powerful and slightly dangerous), not to say Guy!Tony isn't (see also: Bucky), but it'd probably take Steve a bit more to really get his act together. With Tony as a girl though? INSTANT SPARK.
They'd still fight lots, but he'd get a huge, horribly embarassing crush straight away, and it would be blindingly obvious to everyone but Tony, which of course would make her flirt even harder, because why the hell not, and the pressure would grow and grow and grow until they finally crash together after battling doombots or whatever, sweaty and high with adrenaline and kissing so hard it bruises, and they would end up having almost painful and reckless sex on top of one of the tables on Tony's workshop, surrounded by pieces of their costumes. Steve would be mortified afterwards, though it wouldn't last long at all because Tony would just sort of be lying there saying oh my god we must do that again, Jesus Christ, Steve, that was way too good for a virgin, you've probably been lying to us all, come on, come back, alright,
And then they would do it again. And again, until the rest of the team gets sick of it and make Jarvis turn on the sprinklers because goddamnit they want to sleep, okay?
And then Steve and Tony have really wet sex. And no one gets any sleep, the end.
Also in DW! http://nekare.dreamwidth.org/583740.html.
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They'd still fight lots, but he'd get a huge, horribly embarassing crush straight away, and it would be blindingly obvious to everyone but Tony, which of course would make her flirt even harder, because why the hell not, and the pressure would grow and grow and grow until they finally crash together after battling doombots or whatever, sweaty and high with adrenaline and kissing so hard it bruises, and they would end up having almost painful and reckless sex on top of one of the tables on Tony's workshop, surrounded by pieces of their costumes. Steve would be mortified afterwards, though it wouldn't last long at all because Tony would just sort of be lying there saying oh my god we must do that again, Jesus Christ, Steve, that was way too good for a virgin, you've probably been lying to us all, come on, come back, alright,
And then they would do it again. And again, until the rest of the team gets sick of it and make Jarvis turn on the sprinklers because goddamnit they want to sleep, okay?
And then Steve and Tony have really wet sex. And no one gets any sleep, the end.
Also in DW! http://nekare.dreamwidth.org/583740.html.
comments.