methinks you need porn to make this day turn around for the good. because you already have the chocolate on the way. and... if i had any porn i'd give it to you. but now i just sound like a tease so i need to put out.
alright. here goes. um... AU [because, yeah, timeline], r/s, SNAKES, and general badfic-ness:
'remus,' sirius hissed as they sat in the Muggle theatre, the bright, blinking images casting a flickering glow over their faces.
'what, sirius? i'm trying to watch this film,' remus hissed back in an annoyed whisper. sirius really had no idea how these things worked... though, from the riotous applause that burst out every time that Samuel Whosiface person showed up on the screen, neither did the Muggles surrounding them.
'but... it's just snakes. on a plane... whatever the fuck that is. i don't get it.'
remus rolled his eyes. 'you don't have to get it, Pads. just enjoy it.'
sirius let out a frustrated huff in the darkness. 'i don't enjoy snakes. and i certainly don't enjoy them on planes. this is stupid.'
'no, sirius, it's not stupid. it's entertaining. it's... just stuff it, yeah? it's supposed to be fun,' remus said a bit louder than he intended, garnering a few irritated 'shhhs' from the crowd. he was too annoyed with sirius to find the humour in this particular crowd desiring him to be quiet.
's'nothing entertaining about slimy, slithering snakes,' sirius went on, oblivious to remus' growing aggravation. 'i could think of a thousand different ways to make this far more interesting...' and he trailed off suddenly.
remus let out a small sigh of relief and sat back in his chair, thinking that the image of the snake being harpooned had finally managed to catch sirius' very limited attention.
he was, of course, very wrong.
or so the hand that had (ironically, considering the film they were watching) snaked its way so very swiftly inside his trousers indicated. his eyes shot open and a surprised squeak sounded in the back of his throat. he turned to sirius and even in the darkness remus could see the coquettish grin on his lips.
as his fingers curled around remus and his elbow jerked awkwardly, sirius leant over and pressed his lips to remus' ear. 'now this is entertaining.'
[erm, yeah. i tried? i fail at writing lately. blah. anyway, ♥!]
i cannot get that movie off my mind so, naturally, the first thing i think is 'remus and sirius watching SoaP and OMG sirius jerking remus off!!1!'. yeah, maybe it's that i am the insane and perverted one. ;D
yay i made your day brighter! *GLOMPS*
and, man, i can't wait til it's released everywhere so people can know of the love! i mean, the MOTHERFUCKING LOVE! word.
yeah, maybe it's that i am the insane and perverted one. ;D
Well aren't we all? I know I am XD
*is happily glomped*
I know!! If only the hype was in here too, I've been like, englightening people over this movie's cult over the internet, and every one just roll their eyes ;-;
alright. here goes. um... AU [because, yeah, timeline], r/s, SNAKES, and general badfic-ness:
'remus,' sirius hissed as they sat in the Muggle theatre, the bright, blinking images casting a flickering glow over their faces.
'what, sirius? i'm trying to watch this film,' remus hissed back in an annoyed whisper. sirius really had no idea how these things worked... though, from the riotous applause that burst out every time that Samuel Whosiface person showed up on the screen, neither did the Muggles surrounding them.
'but... it's just snakes. on a plane... whatever the fuck that is. i don't get it.'
remus rolled his eyes. 'you don't have to get it, Pads. just enjoy it.'
sirius let out a frustrated huff in the darkness. 'i don't enjoy snakes. and i certainly don't enjoy them on planes. this is stupid.'
'no, sirius, it's not stupid. it's entertaining. it's... just stuff it, yeah? it's supposed to be fun,' remus said a bit louder than he intended, garnering a few irritated 'shhhs' from the crowd. he was too annoyed with sirius to find the humour in this particular crowd desiring him to be quiet.
's'nothing entertaining about slimy, slithering snakes,' sirius went on, oblivious to remus' growing aggravation. 'i could think of a thousand different ways to make this far more interesting...' and he trailed off suddenly.
remus let out a small sigh of relief and sat back in his chair, thinking that the image of the snake being harpooned had finally managed to catch sirius' very limited attention.
he was, of course, very wrong.
or so the hand that had (ironically, considering the film they were watching) snaked its way so very swiftly inside his trousers indicated. his eyes shot open and a surprised squeak sounded in the back of his throat. he turned to sirius and even in the darkness remus could see the coquettish grin on his lips.
as his fingers curled around remus and his elbow jerked awkwardly, sirius leant over and pressed his lips to remus' ear. 'now this is entertaining.'
[erm, yeah. i tried? i fail at writing lately. blah. anyway, ♥!]
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BWAHAHA, they're so insane and perverted and sexy and amazing and THANK YOU SO MUCH, You've single-handle have made my day brighter :)) *clings*
Oh man, I can't wait until that movie is released in here. Motherfucking snakes, yo!!
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i cannot get that movie off my mind so, naturally, the first thing i think is 'remus and sirius watching SoaP and OMG sirius jerking remus off!!1!'. yeah, maybe it's that i am the insane and perverted one. ;D
yay i made your day brighter! *GLOMPS*
and, man, i can't wait til it's released everywhere so people can know of the love! i mean, the MOTHERFUCKING LOVE! word.
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Well aren't we all? I know I am XD
*is happily glomped*
I know!! If only the hype was in here too, I've been like, englightening people over this movie's cult over the internet, and every one just roll their eyes ;-;
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