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* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
* She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* She sent me a fax with stamp on it.
* She tried to drown a fish.
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
* She studied for a blood test.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" She turned around and went home.
* She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* She sent me a fax with stamp on it.
* She tried to drown a fish.
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
* She studied for a blood test.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" She turned around and went home.