I haven't really been a huge fan of the Onion lately. Too much of their 'edgy' humor has gone sort of...hrmm... stupid and status-quo. I may rant about it later, really, but for now, hey, I did get pointed towards an article I actually liked thoroughly again, in a lolsob /facepalm way.
Because damn,
it could be true. "Area Man Passionate Defender of What He Thinks the Constitution Is"