Jun 14, 2004 19:31
1. Just when you don't want your mother around, she'll be there.
2. Everything will be over before you know it.
3. Regardless of how this might help you in life, or as a person, when driving, NEVER BREAK YOUR PATTERNS!
4. Learn math all year round, not just the day before the diploma.
5. Never fall in love with a 'rustler'. He will just as well steal your heart as steal your chickens.
6. Never underestimate the power of tricky talking.
Having said all this...
I'ma gonna go and a) deal with mother, b) learn math, c) do my stupid band homework.