I'm back Bitches! (Reprise)
If you read my journal, you'd know I was gone this past week. No one cares really. So here we go, this one's for Colin: Top 5 favorite moments of Miami:
5. Buying too much useless stuff
4. Seeing a lot of fine-ass bitches, and even a few hot guys!
{Witty Anecdote and Card-Throw}
3. Realizing that my family is only really great in small doses
2. Drinking Jack and Coke w/Lime and playing Blackjack in International Waters
{Drumroll}
1. Drinking with random strangers and taking all the 'do not disturb' signs off people's doors!
However, the single GREATEST moment of my vacation was almost getting run over by a 'possibly' drunk driver. I was walking in the cross-walk, LEGALLY, and a guy failed to stop before the white line. So I pulled a 'Van Damme' and jumped and rolled like my life depended on it! Now my triceps are all fucking scratched. Oh well. At least I got some cool scars to show off. If I had my camera, I'd post pics. The best is the one under my arm and chest.
I should probably wrap this up before everyone gets pissed at me for having a killer week without them.
MUDVAYNE tomorrow night in Toronto! Gonna be fucking great!
5. Buying too much useless stuff
4. Seeing a lot of fine-ass bitches, and even a few hot guys!
{Witty Anecdote and Card-Throw}
3. Realizing that my family is only really great in small doses
2. Drinking Jack and Coke w/Lime and playing Blackjack in International Waters
{Drumroll}
1. Drinking with random strangers and taking all the 'do not disturb' signs off people's doors!
However, the single GREATEST moment of my vacation was almost getting run over by a 'possibly' drunk driver. I was walking in the cross-walk, LEGALLY, and a guy failed to stop before the white line. So I pulled a 'Van Damme' and jumped and rolled like my life depended on it! Now my triceps are all fucking scratched. Oh well. At least I got some cool scars to show off. If I had my camera, I'd post pics. The best is the one under my arm and chest.
I should probably wrap this up before everyone gets pissed at me for having a killer week without them.
MUDVAYNE tomorrow night in Toronto! Gonna be fucking great!