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Dear Mom,
I am fine. I am sorry to hear that you are sick. I had three classes today and
I'm about to go to Spanish, they were all okay. What you just sent me, is known
as chain-mail. Pointless internet garbage, that WON'T EVER ACTUALLY WORK. I
received thousands of these E-Mails during my middle-school years and
believe-it-or-not, none of them work. I doubt I will have bad luck in relationships
for five years if I don't forward this letter to five people.
I also just received an exciting e-mail from dad informing me that I was
interested in a summer position at bank of America. I think he meant to send it
to someone else, but sent it to me, twice.
I hope that both of you keep up this high caliber correspondence while I
continue my education.
Love, Neil