Nov 30, 2005 22:50
I finish my paper at the library.
I go to use the stapler at the help desk, and boy...I could have used some help right then. Why did no one tell me it was an automatic stapler?@?! I heard the roar come from the stapler that i was trying to push down and i pulled the paper away and it jammed...
Jammed.
Shit.
I pick at it with a pencil for a while, the point breaks. I poke at it with a pen-- the pen explodes all over the desk and myself.
ARGH!
I think I fixed it, and i put the paper underneath the mouth again...and it snaps open and shut about 50 times causing everyone in my general vicinity to turn around and see the crazy girl get her finger stuck in the automatic stapler...
I go to the help desk for a band-aid and guiltily explain my dilemma.
I get in reply, "We don't have bandaids...and that machine's been broken for a while now..."
I feel a tid bit sheeeepish right now...