The Ass is downtrodden.

[neigh_sayer]

Comments

Sam

[neigh_sayer]

Just jump me.

It's okay. I'm amused. It's a good thing.

Luna

[dontfeedthe]

Did you just give me permission to jump you?

Glad you're amused and not pissed off.

Sam

[neigh_sayer]

No! I was saying that you said you could jump me.

Why would I be pissed off? Like I said, you're nice and I like that you're nice.

Luna

[dontfeedthe]

Some women are funny like that.

I could, theoretically, jump you. I am much bigger than you. It would be quick and painless.

I also have a sense of humor.

Sam

[neigh_sayer]

I like your sense of humour.

Luna

[dontfeedthe]

I'm happy you appreciate it. I hope I have improved your night thus far from the downtrodden feeling you had earlier.

Sam

[neigh_sayer]

You have. Very much so. Thank you.

Luna

[dontfeedthe]

You're quite welcome.

I know it's kind of soon or what have you, but would you like to go out this week?

Sam

[neigh_sayer]

Out as friends? That would be lovely.

Luna

[dontfeedthe]

Sure. Something fun to get our minds off of our woes. I have video games, that kind of thing around the apartment, or we can go out to dinner or something.

Sam

[neigh_sayer]

Video games are always fun.

Luna

[dontfeedthe]

Wednesday night sound alright?

Sam

[neigh_sayer]

Wednesday night sounds perfect.