The Ass is downtrodden.

[neigh_sayer]

Comments

Sam.

[neigh_sayer]

She's too bloody thick to try responding to.

I definitely will take you up on that sometime. Thanks.

Luna

[dontfeedthe]

Too right. Let her rant and rave. I'm not terribly concerned with her until she hurts someone I care about. Then, I'm going to hurt her.

I promise to not ravish you.

Sam

[neigh_sayer]

Luckily, she only hurts herself. And innocent cats. If I ever meet her, I'd like to punch her smug face just for that.

Um, okay? I didn't think you'd ravish me, silly.

Sam

[dontfeedthe]

I was joking. I didn't think you'd think that. But I'm very bear like, so I might be prone to just jumping you.

[draws a little smiley face with a tongue sticking out]

Sam

[neigh_sayer]

Are you flirting with me?

Luna

[dontfeedthe]

Yeah, how'd you guess? [smiley face]

Sam

[neigh_sayer]

Well, you're not exactly subtle.

Luna

[dontfeedthe]

Is it working?

Sam

[neigh_sayer]

We just met five seconds ago.

Luna

[dontfeedthe]

Well I wasn't trying to get you to sleep with me or anything.

Sam

[neigh_sayer]

Just jump me.

It's okay. I'm amused. It's a good thing.

Luna

[dontfeedthe]

Did you just give me permission to jump you?

Glad you're amused and not pissed off.

Sam

[neigh_sayer]

No! I was saying that you said you could jump me.

Why would I be pissed off? Like I said, you're nice and I like that you're nice.

Luna

[dontfeedthe]

Some women are funny like that.

I could, theoretically, jump you. I am much bigger than you. It would be quick and painless.

I also have a sense of humor.

Sam

[neigh_sayer]

I like your sense of humour.

Luna

[dontfeedthe]

I'm happy you appreciate it. I hope I have improved your night thus far from the downtrodden feeling you had earlier.