The Ass is downtrodden.

[neigh_sayer]

Comments

[neigh_sayer]

Sounds like you've been reading too many romance novels, Ace.

[historicmind]

Nah, just trying to sound all optimistic and romantic to cheer you up. It's not as effective without the dramatic presentation that goes with it all.

[neigh_sayer]

Now I'm curious.

[historicmind]

I'll give you a demonstration sometime. Makes even the saddest person chuckle.

[ Luna ]

Man, if I was a girl I'd totally comment to Rose going "so Rose, wanna join Luna and me for a hot lesbian trio? We even have fake dicks so you can do the thing you do best: sucking!"

[sisterandkeeper]

I knew you were a closet fan of Mom's girly trash! I knew it!

[historicmind]

Shh! So what if I like a little trashy literature? Don't judge me!

[sisterandkeeper]

As your sister, I'm obligated to love and support you no matter what.