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ever wish you were a bird? i do. i would fly fucking far away and not care about avoiding phone calls, confrontation, or problems. i would go to hawaii with the tiki birds, actually, i would be a tiki bird. i would be a talking bird too so that i could tell the people that i didnt like "SQWAK SHUTUP" ever wish you were a cat? i do. i would sleep all day long. i wouldn't have to worry about my life because i would know that i was going to be happy forever. i would be amused by strings and milk caps. i would run away and sleep under a bed whenver i felt anti-social, which would be often. i would hiss when i was mad. ever wish you were pretty? i do. i wouldn't have to waste money on makeup. people wouldn't laugh at me when i said something stupid. when you're pretty, it doesnt matter. ever wish you had a car? i do. but i have no car. and im not even old enough to drive. but still. ever wish you weren't shallow and materialistic? i do. the more i type, the more selfish i become. ever wish you were perfect? i do. but i'm not. and i'm not sure if i want to be