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In random news,
I got hit on by a blind guy yesterday.
He volunteers at the HAM radio shack upstairs from where I work, he's probably in his 20s, has big dark glasses and a blind stick (sensitive, i know, I don' t know what it's called)
He talks to me every once in a while, always random stuff that I don't need to know, like "i'll be back in a bit" okay....
(He's also slightly mentally retarded.) so I just thought he wanted someone to know.
Well yesterday he comes up and says he'll be back, while I'm with a customer, so I thought he was just telling someone, like he's supposed to or something. He comes back a bit later, telling me he just went and got lunch. I'm super friendly, as always, but seriously wondering why he's telling me. he says "So what else have you been up to?" (first off, he didn't ask in the first place, much less "what ELSE") and I just said...."working...." he then asks me for a piece of paper. I give it to him, and he says "I'm gonna write down my number, just in case..."
and it still hasn't occurred to me what's happening, I thought it was work related. and he goes "here it is, you know, in case you need it." I'm still thinking he meant for work. lmao I'm such a retard.
He goes "you know what I mean? like if you want to hang out sometime?"
and FINALLY I get it. I blushed (because no matter how random it is, it still makes you feel good) but then told him I had a boyfriend
and he said "well, you know what I mean. In case you want to hang out after work or need to talk"
At this point i'm thinking "he's a little forceful"
I bet it took a lot of courage, and I mostly feel bad because I'm not gonna call him, and I don't know if he just does this to any girl he comes across, or if he was really looking forward towards this one. (not to sound egotistical, but asking people out is hard!) But wow. strange ass day.
I told my co-worker brian, and he said "it means that your beauty radiates more than the eye can see" or some cheesy ass shit like that. and my sister said that it means i'm "beautiful on the inside, duh" and her boyfriend said "because love is blind"
Everyone has a smart ass remark.
Adding that to the tally, I got picked up by a 10 year old last month. I told him I had a boyfriend, he said "that's okay, I'll be your next boyfriend." he was so suave, and his parents acted like he does this a lot. it was SO funny and way too cute.
and this high school kid who came up with a wristband saying he needed it signed for credit for his class, and said "and if you could put your number on it too, that'd be cool." he was with his friends so I decided to embarrass him and just said "smooth." and signed it. If i had thought quicker, i would have put the phone number for the science center. that'd make me funny instead of just a bitch.
HEY BUY A RAFFLE TICKET PLEASE PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE I'll have sex with you. I'll make you dinner!
I don't have enough people on my friends list, and most of them don't live in az anyway. stinkers.
I got hit on by a blind guy yesterday.
He volunteers at the HAM radio shack upstairs from where I work, he's probably in his 20s, has big dark glasses and a blind stick (sensitive, i know, I don' t know what it's called)
He talks to me every once in a while, always random stuff that I don't need to know, like "i'll be back in a bit" okay....
(He's also slightly mentally retarded.) so I just thought he wanted someone to know.
Well yesterday he comes up and says he'll be back, while I'm with a customer, so I thought he was just telling someone, like he's supposed to or something. He comes back a bit later, telling me he just went and got lunch. I'm super friendly, as always, but seriously wondering why he's telling me. he says "So what else have you been up to?" (first off, he didn't ask in the first place, much less "what ELSE") and I just said...."working...." he then asks me for a piece of paper. I give it to him, and he says "I'm gonna write down my number, just in case..."
and it still hasn't occurred to me what's happening, I thought it was work related. and he goes "here it is, you know, in case you need it." I'm still thinking he meant for work. lmao I'm such a retard.
He goes "you know what I mean? like if you want to hang out sometime?"
and FINALLY I get it. I blushed (because no matter how random it is, it still makes you feel good) but then told him I had a boyfriend
and he said "well, you know what I mean. In case you want to hang out after work or need to talk"
At this point i'm thinking "he's a little forceful"
I bet it took a lot of courage, and I mostly feel bad because I'm not gonna call him, and I don't know if he just does this to any girl he comes across, or if he was really looking forward towards this one. (not to sound egotistical, but asking people out is hard!) But wow. strange ass day.
I told my co-worker brian, and he said "it means that your beauty radiates more than the eye can see" or some cheesy ass shit like that. and my sister said that it means i'm "beautiful on the inside, duh" and her boyfriend said "because love is blind"
Everyone has a smart ass remark.
Adding that to the tally, I got picked up by a 10 year old last month. I told him I had a boyfriend, he said "that's okay, I'll be your next boyfriend." he was so suave, and his parents acted like he does this a lot. it was SO funny and way too cute.
and this high school kid who came up with a wristband saying he needed it signed for credit for his class, and said "and if you could put your number on it too, that'd be cool." he was with his friends so I decided to embarrass him and just said "smooth." and signed it. If i had thought quicker, i would have put the phone number for the science center. that'd make me funny instead of just a bitch.
HEY BUY A RAFFLE TICKET PLEASE PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE I'll have sex with you. I'll make you dinner!
I don't have enough people on my friends list, and most of them don't live in az anyway. stinkers.