"I love you through sparks and shining dragons I do..."
Things I definitively realized this week...
1. I am far more invested in Jim and Pam's relationship on "The Office" then is appropriate for a television viewer (go home Karen!)
2. If left to my own devices I could easily sleep ten-twelve hours every night and still feel tired every day at around 7pm
3. No matter what decisions I make now, I am doomed to at least regret some central aspect of my life when I'm older, it's in my nature
4. Seeing people w/ less talent succeed at something I know I'm better than them at but am afraid to do because my rational mind needs job security will surely drive me mad when I'm older (that makes sense in my head I swear)
5. I prefer my Brendan Benson sans Jack White
6. Leopards and Panthers will one day embark upon an epic battle to once and for all determine which of them is, in fact, the world's sexiest animal
7. I am not friends with any whores (let's just say I couldn't always say that)
8. I prefer live-journaling in lists...who needs transitions or a cohesive narrative? not I
9. If I were rich I wouldn't work at all, I'd make philanthropy my profession and buy my friends whatever they wanted (katelina her private jet so we can go see shows, tiffanu her recording studio, ashish the thirty thousand dollar cell phone w/ concierge service, fatema unlimited shopping sprees at aeropostatle and pacsun, katie a bag for her ugly face)...and maybe I'd throw some money to Africa for that whole sustainable development thing
10. Guilty pleasures are stupid, you shouldn't feel guilty about things you enjoy, unless you're a pedophile
11. I should think now about my last words so that if I should happen to die in a situation where I know it's coming I'll have something really awesome to say...any suggestions? I rather like "Let's cool it brothers..." but some dude named Malcolm X already took those...
I'm home in 5 days!!!!
1. I am far more invested in Jim and Pam's relationship on "The Office" then is appropriate for a television viewer (go home Karen!)
2. If left to my own devices I could easily sleep ten-twelve hours every night and still feel tired every day at around 7pm
3. No matter what decisions I make now, I am doomed to at least regret some central aspect of my life when I'm older, it's in my nature
4. Seeing people w/ less talent succeed at something I know I'm better than them at but am afraid to do because my rational mind needs job security will surely drive me mad when I'm older (that makes sense in my head I swear)
5. I prefer my Brendan Benson sans Jack White
6. Leopards and Panthers will one day embark upon an epic battle to once and for all determine which of them is, in fact, the world's sexiest animal
7. I am not friends with any whores (let's just say I couldn't always say that)
8. I prefer live-journaling in lists...who needs transitions or a cohesive narrative? not I
9. If I were rich I wouldn't work at all, I'd make philanthropy my profession and buy my friends whatever they wanted (katelina her private jet so we can go see shows, tiffanu her recording studio, ashish the thirty thousand dollar cell phone w/ concierge service, fatema unlimited shopping sprees at aeropostatle and pacsun, katie a bag for her ugly face)...and maybe I'd throw some money to Africa for that whole sustainable development thing
10. Guilty pleasures are stupid, you shouldn't feel guilty about things you enjoy, unless you're a pedophile
11. I should think now about my last words so that if I should happen to die in a situation where I know it's coming I'll have something really awesome to say...any suggestions? I rather like "Let's cool it brothers..." but some dude named Malcolm X already took those...
I'm home in 5 days!!!!