Up to the epilogue of A Memory of Light

Mar 20, 2013 22:33



Egwene died.

Egwene died.

Egwene died.

Oooh ooh girl, you did good.

Egwene died - AND SHE IS THE ONLY MAJOR PROTAGONIST CASUALTY?!!

Dammit my Elayne prediction did not happen. Perrin has't found FAILe yet, but I am certain he will any moment, because she has a bloodline to perpetuate.

Oh Egwene, I should have suspected. You're not a breeder. You are not part of, or married into, a hereditary monarchy. Goddamn Baby Insurance. Oh this hurts so much. Even LAN survived.

And what the hell was up with the string of attempts to solo Lamedred? That was so stupid. I kept thinking time would have been saved, and a lower body count, if people had teamed up against him. Grrr. Logain with his Ashaman and bonded Aes Sedai, has no excuse.

Disappointed with how Alanna's bond with Rand served absolutely no purpose whatsoever. It seemed like she was put into the cavern as an afterthought, and to give Ny something to do besides charge Callandor. She should have released the bond books ago. She contributed nothing to the Last Battle, not even as an interesting obstacle.

So, did Slayer matter? AT ALL? Why was in this series?

And did anyone else forget about Padain Fain? I thought of him briefly during a Mat chapter, and realized he hadn't shown up, and the book was almost over. Then he shows up, with a new name, and then - dispatched! That's it? Did *Sanderson* forget about him? He did nothing! What a waste of a subplot.

But who cares. Egwene died.

She never got to collar Tuon. And Tuon never channeled. I hope the now pregnant bitchcunt has a sparker child who blasts her good.

I was right about Olver and the Horn, and Birgitte's restoration. Of course she returns just in time to save Elayne. Dammit. Elayne is unscathed and inspires her people by playing with a sword.

And Egwene died.

Egwene out-battled-Ajahed Elayne (again). And died. Egwene outdid the legendary Battle Amyrlin.

Egwene died.

Taim was ultimately a disappointment, a cartoon cutout. I had hoped we would learn he turned Dark because Rand treated him so shabbily, something which Rand reflects on concerning Lamedred. Now we will never know. And thanks to him. Egwene died.

I did not expect Logain's moment of glory to be the breaking of the seals. That was a surprise.

Alivia has yet to do anything. Same with Cadsuane.

Whatever. Egwene died.

I forgot about Lanfear and Moggy. Whatever. Egwene died.

Rand resealed the Bore and is dying. I am certain he'll hijack Moridin's body somehow. Ny will handle it. I should care more, but

EGWENE DIED.

books, wot

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