A message to Joe Rogan

Jun 22, 2009 00:08

After 5 minutes of watching your comedy special, I felt my soul die. I quickly ran to get the Mossberg 10 gauge shotgun with mossy oak camoflage, and put the barrel against the roof of my mouth.It was equal to a sign the apocolypse. I waited to see the four horsemen in the audience laughing their ass off, a momentary close up of Pestilence smiling and clapping lightly.

Your Dana White connection with Spike TV has bore forth unto the world the regurgitated remnants of every bad comic act ever performed. The opening joke about needing weed to elect a black president put you in the ball park of Michael Richards.I hope you feel the reprocussions in the UFC locker room next time Anderson Silva fights. Weapons grade comedy should be reserved for psychological warfare against South American drug lords.

Least he was better than Mike Birbiglia.
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