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So okay. Things have been a bit wild lately.
I was THIS close from getting into a car accident.
It wasn't my fault though. This guy totally cut in front of me and I almost hit him.
[insert random joke about AZN's inability to drive]
Other than, everything's been totally sweet.
Yesterday, I skipped my doctor's appointment and went to LBC.
Good times. Oh yeah, and i finally realized what's my problem.
I'm too old to be cool, and too young not to care.
According to Howard Stern, anybody can have a pornstar name.
Simply, take the name of a pet you had as a child and add in the name of the street you grew up on.
Mine sucks. Spot Escalon. How lame is that? What's yours?
I was THIS close from getting into a car accident.
It wasn't my fault though. This guy totally cut in front of me and I almost hit him.
[insert random joke about AZN's inability to drive]
Other than, everything's been totally sweet.
Yesterday, I skipped my doctor's appointment and went to LBC.
Good times. Oh yeah, and i finally realized what's my problem.
I'm too old to be cool, and too young not to care.
According to Howard Stern, anybody can have a pornstar name.
Simply, take the name of a pet you had as a child and add in the name of the street you grew up on.
Mine sucks. Spot Escalon. How lame is that? What's yours?