The stench of romance
Yesterday one of the elevators smelled funky. I couldn't smell it because I have anosmia (my sense of smell is deaf), but various people complained that it smelled like rancid water, like chemicals, like something gone bad... one of my coworkers said it smelled like sex. Sex smells like chemicals or rotten food or rancid water? Ew. I heard some of the management and maintenance staff's walkie-talkie conversation about it. Wash it down, use disinfectant, get the smell out!
Anyway, that was yesterday. Today a different elevator smells awful. If this was a one-time incident, that would be one thing, but having someone repeatedly... stinkifying the elevators is...wow. If someone is screwing in the elevators, I suggest that they put cameras in to catch 'em in the act, then have them taken to a doctor, 'cause if they're stinking it up that bad they need serious medical help.
Anyway, that was yesterday. Today a different elevator smells awful. If this was a one-time incident, that would be one thing, but having someone repeatedly... stinkifying the elevators is...wow. If someone is screwing in the elevators, I suggest that they put cameras in to catch 'em in the act, then have them taken to a doctor, 'cause if they're stinking it up that bad they need serious medical help.