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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, kanism (-5000 points). In April I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I put gum in invisibletears's hair (-12 points). Last month I gave ravenousvamp a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I set musicalwiccan's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4383 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
nefrytiri