Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I bought porn for
jenocclumency (10 points). Last Tuesday I gave
imluxionverdin a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In January I gave
argosfriend a kidney (1000 points). Last Thursday
solobeatlefan and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In April I helped
elpack see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1079 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
Nefretiti