Danger Will Robinson
I realized Saturday night while I was peeing at work that it was a much more dangerous job than I had thought. Let me explain this:
Saturday was a raushed day, there was cleaning and everything because Nana was coming to make food for Easter and my Bro's B-Day. So I didn't have really much time to urinate and defecate. by the time I got to work (4:30) I had only used the facilities once. I had many beverages (OJ, and Sprite) at work and began to notice a tightness in my lower regions that could only mean one thing, time to eat. AFTER I go potty. so, I'm standing in line (one stall/one room = line) and finally I get in. here's where it gets dangeresque. As I'm closing the door someone grabs my arm but their grip slips one my outer shirt. as I close (and lock) the door I hear one of the guys outside say something like "dang, he locked the door"
Either they're big fans of MJ, or they were after my ability to guaruntee them wins all night... who knows...
In other news, I should be getting the new midnight shifts on fri's and sat's Hooah. that means 2 weeks worth of paychecks in one weeks time
Wish me luck!
Saturday was a raushed day, there was cleaning and everything because Nana was coming to make food for Easter and my Bro's B-Day. So I didn't have really much time to urinate and defecate. by the time I got to work (4:30) I had only used the facilities once. I had many beverages (OJ, and Sprite) at work and began to notice a tightness in my lower regions that could only mean one thing, time to eat. AFTER I go potty. so, I'm standing in line (one stall/one room = line) and finally I get in. here's where it gets dangeresque. As I'm closing the door someone grabs my arm but their grip slips one my outer shirt. as I close (and lock) the door I hear one of the guys outside say something like "dang, he locked the door"
Either they're big fans of MJ, or they were after my ability to guaruntee them wins all night... who knows...
In other news, I should be getting the new midnight shifts on fri's and sat's Hooah. that means 2 weeks worth of paychecks in one weeks time
Wish me luck!