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i am in wisconsin. this place is so noble and righteous, it's incredible! i went driving around a forest in a four wheeler with my pig farmer aunt teri and their drunk neighbors, and watched the most beautiful sunset. i love my midwestern roots.
single female friends: every couple i've seen up here is a ridiculously muscular farmer home boy and every girl has been a trashy fat ass bitch. we should come up here and DOMINATE. seriously the competition is nil. i'm chillin in bars talkin to these dudes like nbd, thinking how they could be models, and all of a sudden this hideous piece of trash comes up and i'm liek "who is this fugly chick" and she KISSES the hot boys?!?! i almost puke every time.
at my cousin brooke's bridal shower i was sitting with my other cousins aimee, michelle, and beth at a table and my aunt's like "lets play a cheesy game where we get to know eachother. everyone say your first name, how you know the bride, and something you like that starts with the first letter of your name." so all these old ladies go, and they finally get to our table and aimee stands up and is like
"i'm aimee, and i like alcohol."
"hi i'm beth, and i like boys."
"i'm michelle, and i like money."
then me
"i'm stephanie, and [in borat voice] I LIKE A DEE SEX!!"
arrested development is truly hilarious. job is my favorite...he's SO dramatic.
i'm learning guitar and knitting. mad skillz, yo.
single female friends: every couple i've seen up here is a ridiculously muscular farmer home boy and every girl has been a trashy fat ass bitch. we should come up here and DOMINATE. seriously the competition is nil. i'm chillin in bars talkin to these dudes like nbd, thinking how they could be models, and all of a sudden this hideous piece of trash comes up and i'm liek "who is this fugly chick" and she KISSES the hot boys?!?! i almost puke every time.
at my cousin brooke's bridal shower i was sitting with my other cousins aimee, michelle, and beth at a table and my aunt's like "lets play a cheesy game where we get to know eachother. everyone say your first name, how you know the bride, and something you like that starts with the first letter of your name." so all these old ladies go, and they finally get to our table and aimee stands up and is like
"i'm aimee, and i like alcohol."
"hi i'm beth, and i like boys."
"i'm michelle, and i like money."
then me
"i'm stephanie, and [in borat voice] I LIKE A DEE SEX!!"
arrested development is truly hilarious. job is my favorite...he's SO dramatic.
i'm learning guitar and knitting. mad skillz, yo.