New questions by Bosito.
THE RULES!
1 -- Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 -- I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 -- You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 -- You'll include this explanation.
5 -- You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed
1) Your wandering down a dark ally and a 6 year old girl with a large automatic rifle appears and asks you, politely, to give her all of your clothes. You comply. You encounter the same girl the following Sunday, at church. How do you get your revenge?
I follow her home, stake her out for a while, and then break in, slip some ricin in some of her food, sneak out, watch her die of heart failure, follow the family to the funeral, and pee on the grave after they all leave. Then I would cry because she only needed some clothes and it was probably only an airsoft replica. Even if it was real, she probably couldn't fire the damn thing, anyway.
2) The Devil just appeared on a stump and challenged you to a fiddle fight. If he wins, he takes your soul. If you win, you get anything you wish. What do you want, and what song do you play on your fiddle, Johnny?
I'd ask for a false set of IDs and passports and then I would play the Jewish folk song "Basarabye" because it is awesome, and the Jews beat him once.
3) Paper or plastic? You better give a damn good reason for why, also.
Plastic because it is faster in the check out line, the carry easier, and they smother animals when I toss them out of my car window.
4) Assuming Heaven exists, what would you like for God to say when you arrive at the pearly white gates?
"What? I was supposed to send you to hell! Oh, well. My bad. Since I made the mistake, go on in."
5) If you could combine any two objects, what objects would you combine, what would the new object be called, and why would you choose those to objects?
I would combine a flashlight and a turkey baster. I think people would appreciate the fact that a blackout won't stop Thanksgiving and so they''d buy this and make me rich. I'd call it the Shining Squirter after my favorite porno movie.
1 -- Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 -- I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 -- You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 -- You'll include this explanation.
5 -- You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed
1) Your wandering down a dark ally and a 6 year old girl with a large automatic rifle appears and asks you, politely, to give her all of your clothes. You comply. You encounter the same girl the following Sunday, at church. How do you get your revenge?
I follow her home, stake her out for a while, and then break in, slip some ricin in some of her food, sneak out, watch her die of heart failure, follow the family to the funeral, and pee on the grave after they all leave. Then I would cry because she only needed some clothes and it was probably only an airsoft replica. Even if it was real, she probably couldn't fire the damn thing, anyway.
2) The Devil just appeared on a stump and challenged you to a fiddle fight. If he wins, he takes your soul. If you win, you get anything you wish. What do you want, and what song do you play on your fiddle, Johnny?
I'd ask for a false set of IDs and passports and then I would play the Jewish folk song "Basarabye" because it is awesome, and the Jews beat him once.
3) Paper or plastic? You better give a damn good reason for why, also.
Plastic because it is faster in the check out line, the carry easier, and they smother animals when I toss them out of my car window.
4) Assuming Heaven exists, what would you like for God to say when you arrive at the pearly white gates?
"What? I was supposed to send you to hell! Oh, well. My bad. Since I made the mistake, go on in."
5) If you could combine any two objects, what objects would you combine, what would the new object be called, and why would you choose those to objects?
I would combine a flashlight and a turkey baster. I think people would appreciate the fact that a blackout won't stop Thanksgiving and so they''d buy this and make me rich. I'd call it the Shining Squirter after my favorite porno movie.