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Nota Bene
I was born at 09 February 1985. My native town called is Orsha. Untill 7 years old I lived with my Mammy (что за дела?) only. Edip's dream, you know. My Papa is very clever man - he thinks a lot. So at that time, when Mam told him:
- I'm pregnant.
He answered to her:
- I have to think about it, - and disappeard.
After he come back he never talk about that period of his life, so I can only assume, that he discussed this problem with Dalai Lama and learned some Tibetan Buddhism.
In my childhood I thought, that book "The Hobbit, or There and Back Again" in our book-shelf is my dad's autobiography, so when I finished read it I came to him and said: "I can't understand your's metaphor - do you think, that the Dragon Smaug it's my alter ago?"
I changed five schools during my Secondary Education. There were two reasons for this:
1. Our prosperity grow up, so we often moved in new place.
2. My Papa decides to realize all his dreams through me. (Sorry I don't get it)
That's why I started to study in Academic gymnasium attached to Saint-Petersburg State University. From that time began my adult life. What does it mean? First of all I tried to be serious all the time, especially during the conversation with the girls. Because of that (but this construction is shit anyway) I thought, that all real men do so.
I graduated SPSU geography and geoecology faculty Hydrology department at 2007. From the first time I really belived that my practices and abilities might help to change something, so I began work in firm, which did ecological monitoring at oilfields. But in my first visit to that place I saw something awfull: only dark, depressed nature and angry men around. I put down on my knees as Nicolas Cage in film "The Rock", raised up my eyes and shout: "No-o-o-o!!!"
After one and a half year I changed my work. Besides, death of my idealism lead to some more change in my life: I divorced, began to wear trousers and shirts, prefer fish dishes and stop to wait good moment. That what I am in my 25 (not really correct construction).
Зачем он тут? Просто очень очевидно, как изменилось мое восприятие себя и моей жизни спустя всего-то три года. Так глупо он теперь выглядит. Тьфу.
Nota Bene
I was born at 09 February 1985. My native town called is Orsha. Untill 7 years old I lived with my Mammy (что за дела?) only. Edip's dream, you know. My Papa is very clever man - he thinks a lot. So at that time, when Mam told him:
- I'm pregnant.
He answered to her:
- I have to think about it, - and disappeard.
After he come back he never talk about that period of his life, so I can only assume, that he discussed this problem with Dalai Lama and learned some Tibetan Buddhism.
In my childhood I thought, that book "The Hobbit, or There and Back Again" in our book-shelf is my dad's autobiography, so when I finished read it I came to him and said: "I can't understand your's metaphor - do you think, that the Dragon Smaug it's my alter ago?"
I changed five schools during my Secondary Education. There were two reasons for this:
1. Our prosperity grow up, so we often moved in new place.
2. My Papa decides to realize all his dreams through me. (Sorry I don't get it)
That's why I started to study in Academic gymnasium attached to Saint-Petersburg State University. From that time began my adult life. What does it mean? First of all I tried to be serious all the time, especially during the conversation with the girls. Because of that (but this construction is shit anyway) I thought, that all real men do so.
I graduated SPSU geography and geoecology faculty Hydrology department at 2007. From the first time I really belived that my practices and abilities might help to change something, so I began work in firm, which did ecological monitoring at oilfields. But in my first visit to that place I saw something awfull: only dark, depressed nature and angry men around. I put down on my knees as Nicolas Cage in film "The Rock", raised up my eyes and shout: "No-o-o-o!!!"
After one and a half year I changed my work. Besides, death of my idealism lead to some more change in my life: I divorced, began to wear trousers and shirts, prefer fish dishes and stop to wait good moment. That what I am in my 25 (not really correct construction).
Зачем он тут? Просто очень очевидно, как изменилось мое восприятие себя и моей жизни спустя всего-то три года. Так глупо он теперь выглядит. Тьфу.