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213 reasons why I'm a good guy to
When traveling I always rent the convertible
I've never had sexual relations with an intern at my company
I'm old enough to know better but too young to care (25)
I'm not clingy
I'm hardly ever late for anything
I'll take you to your favorite 80's hair band revival concert
I'll love your singing even if nobody else does
I'll go with you to your second cousin's wedding in South Dakota
I'll call in favors to help get you that job/internship/promotion etc…
I'll appreciate all of your favorite places
I will always try and bring you back a cute present from my business trips
I say what I mean
I never get to the point where I'm no fun anymore
I love shopping
I know how to set the mood before asking for sex
I have a top secret security clearance
I don't mind picking you up tampons while I'm at the store
I don't have any prison tattoos
I can see the magic eye pictures every time
I can navigate the streets of all the major cities of America
I can change your oil/flat tire/ etc...
All your friends will be jealous
My friends will love you
I'm tall but not freakishly tall (6'4")
I'm just cocky enough
I'll take your little brother/cousin/nephew/son fishing
I'll let you watch your favorite reality T.V. show instead of what I want to watch
I'll grow out some stubble if you find it ruggedly handsome
I'll boost your ego
I won't sleep with your friends, sister, mom, your sister's friend, your friend's mom's sister or any combination of friend mom and sister if we break up.
I used to teach part time
I smile a lot
I never run out of toilet paper
I love road trips
I know some Farsi
I have nice teeth
I have an awesome sense of direction
I have a great lawyer hookup
I give honest opinions but do so tactfully so it doesn't sound bad
I don't have webbed feet, a tail or any other genetic abnormality
I do a pretty good job of hiding my porn
I can do your makeup for you
When I fuck up and forget your birthday or some other mistake I'll always do whatever it takes to make it up to you
I've never been convicted of a felony
I'm ok with it if you just want to cuddle
I'm not allergic to your cat
I'm a published author
I'll take you shopping for a nice evening gown if you want to go to a charity dinner with me
I'll let you watch DVDs in the car while I drive
I'll eat your mom's ethnic cooking
I'll bribe the Mexican police when you get pulled over and they threaten to take you to jail
I'll always notice when you get your hair done
I understand what "the nook" is
I play the guitar (poorly but progressing)
I never forget to flush the toilet
I know which came first, chicken or egg
I keep a fully stocked bar and wine cooler in the house
I have a great mechanic hookup
I don't mind if you play your favorite song over and over and over again
I don't care that your best friend is a guy
I can run fast
I can fix your computer (well… most of the time)
I can be your bodyguard if you can be my long lost pal
All of my exes are great friends of mine (I'm actually a groomsman in one of their weddings this fall)
I've never spent more than one night in jail (funny story there)
I'm only crazy in the good way
I'm an impressive cook
I'll take you to your favorite opera
I'll laugh at your dad's jokes
I'll go with you to your Grandma's funeral in Osaka, Japan
I'll always wear your favorite cologne
I won't laugh if you fall, unless you're laughing first.
I understand why you need to buy that new pair of shoes even though you already have 50 pairs at home
I rarely consider most problems to be worth arguing about
I never miss the toilet when I pee
I love LA
I know a bunch of jokes
I have never caused a structure fire
I have amazing luck
I have a great doctor hookup
I give an awesome massage
I don't have "baby momma" drama
I didn't vote for Bush
I can do your law/business school research papers for you
I appreciate what I receive
We'll have a lot of inside jokes
I've got solid oral technique
I'm not on any sex offender registries
I'm not afraid of the dark
I'll watch your girlie movies with you
I'll rub your feet when you feel bloated
I'll learn how to compliment and flirt with you in your native language
I'll do your taxes for you
I'll brag about how awesome you are to all my friends
I won't pry into your past
I think bed head is hot
I open doors
I never feed the animals at the zoo
I know some Yiddish
I hiked across Death Valley
I don't watch foot/base/basket ball games on TV all weekend
I don't mind if you call me during the day at work for no reason at all
I don't care if you order the most expensive dish at the restraint and only eat two bites
I can ride a motorcycle
I can dance
I always tip good street performers
Your parents will love me
I've never killed a man just to watch him die
I'm not on any psychotropic drugs
I'm all for you having girls night out. Hell I'll even rent you the limo
I'll take you shopping for some comfy jeans if you just want to lounge around the house
I'll kiss you in front of my friends
I'll gladly join you and your drag queen friend at the gay bar and have a good time
I'll always compliment you on how good you smell
I won't embarrass you in public
I tell the best ghost stories
I probably know the words to all your favorite songs
I mean what I say
I let you win sometimes when we wrestle
I keep the drunk dials to a minimum
I have my own business
I have a passport
I have a full head of hair
I frequent strip clubs about as often as a slug frequents a salt mine
I don't get upset over things I can't control
I can keep your secrets
I can crack your back
I believe that as long as I have good company I can have fun anywhere
My mom can answer all your medical questions
It won't upset me that you don't share my love of Bruce Campbell movies
I'm not hairy
I'm not a complainer
I'll take you with me when business travels take me somewhere fun for the week/weekend
I'll remind you to feed your fish
I'll help your mom in the kitchen at thanksgiving
I'll do my best to learn to appreciate your hobbies / interests if I don't already
I'll be quiet if you want to sleep in
I won't make fun of you if you fart in your sleep
I speak perfect English with a non regional dialect
I never leave the toilet seat up
I make up for my long work weeks with fun weekend getaways
I know some Spanish
I have great eyes
I don't snore
I don't hold grudges
I can speak in public
I can remove any mice, spiders, roaches, telemarketers, Mormons from your place
I can cook you an organic/vegan/carb smart meal if that's your thing
I always give huge tips to servers/bartenders
Your big brother will approve
I've been told I'm a good source of inspiration
I'm not oddly obsessed with anything (video games, muscle cars, rodeo, model airplanes, star wars etc…)
I'm a Libra
I'll surprise you by learning how to play your favorite song on the guitar
I'll hold your hair when you puke
I'll give you my jacket when it's cold out
If the situation warrants it I can beat the shit out of anyone who hurts you.
I won't compare you to my ex's unless for some odd reason you ask me to
I take it as a compliment when your gay friend hits on me
I played the lead in my 4th grade class play "Tom Sawyer"
I make for a great job reference
I know there are better flowers to bring a girl than roses
I keep a few tampons in my glove box for those unexpected emergencies
I have my ears pierced
I have a million stories for every occasion
I handle my own problems
I don't smoke but don't really have any aversion if you do
I don't get jealous
I can hold my liquor
I can answer your tough crossword puzzle questions
I call before I come over
I've never needed an intervention
In the event of a zombie attack there is probably nobody on earth that could protect you better than me.
I'm not delicate
I'm just humble enough
I'll take you to your favorite local indie band show
I'll make you feel like the most beautiful girl in the world
I'll help you move
I'll dance with you in the supermarket if a good song comes on
I'll bail you and/or your friends out of jail
I won a runway modeling competition when I was 19
I shower before coming home from the gym
I never have gasoline fights
I love to travel spontaneously (decide to take a 3 day weekend in Hawaii two days before we leave sort of thing)
I know how to synch The Dark Side of the Moon with The Wizard of Oz
I have enough frequent flier miles for us to go anywhere anytime
I don't play golf
I don't have toe fungus
I can ski
I can proof read your presentations for you
I can clean my own fish
Huge boobs do nothing for me
My kisses will curl your toes
I'm well off and I did it all on my own (even school)
I'm not moody
I'll whisper in your ear and let you know when you have a booger sticking out of your nose or food in your teeth
I'll never eat the last piece of sushi/pie/chocolate etc… without offering it to you first
I'll hang your painting/photography on my wall
I'll donate to your aids walk group
I won't wake you up at 3am on a work night just because I'm horny
I won't be cheap and take you to the video store if you'd rather watch something on pay-per-view
I take care of my nails
I own a massage table and know how to use it
I make a fierce margarita
I know some Japanese
I haven't been sick since 1992
I have great stamina
I have a great story for every scar I have
I guarantee we'll beat your friends in trivial pursuit
I don't mind if you want to try on every pair of shoes in the store
I do my best to never end a sentence with a preposition
I can go from being dead asleep to ready for anything in 20 mins
I call when I say I will
When traveling I always rent the convertible
I've never had sexual relations with an intern at my company
I'm old enough to know better but too young to care (25)
I'm not clingy
I'm hardly ever late for anything
I'll take you to your favorite 80's hair band revival concert
I'll love your singing even if nobody else does
I'll go with you to your second cousin's wedding in South Dakota
I'll call in favors to help get you that job/internship/promotion etc…
I'll appreciate all of your favorite places
I will always try and bring you back a cute present from my business trips
I say what I mean
I never get to the point where I'm no fun anymore
I love shopping
I know how to set the mood before asking for sex
I have a top secret security clearance
I don't mind picking you up tampons while I'm at the store
I don't have any prison tattoos
I can see the magic eye pictures every time
I can navigate the streets of all the major cities of America
I can change your oil/flat tire/ etc...
All your friends will be jealous
My friends will love you
I'm tall but not freakishly tall (6'4")
I'm just cocky enough
I'll take your little brother/cousin/nephew/son fishing
I'll let you watch your favorite reality T.V. show instead of what I want to watch
I'll grow out some stubble if you find it ruggedly handsome
I'll boost your ego
I won't sleep with your friends, sister, mom, your sister's friend, your friend's mom's sister or any combination of friend mom and sister if we break up.
I used to teach part time
I smile a lot
I never run out of toilet paper
I love road trips
I know some Farsi
I have nice teeth
I have an awesome sense of direction
I have a great lawyer hookup
I give honest opinions but do so tactfully so it doesn't sound bad
I don't have webbed feet, a tail or any other genetic abnormality
I do a pretty good job of hiding my porn
I can do your makeup for you
When I fuck up and forget your birthday or some other mistake I'll always do whatever it takes to make it up to you
I've never been convicted of a felony
I'm ok with it if you just want to cuddle
I'm not allergic to your cat
I'm a published author
I'll take you shopping for a nice evening gown if you want to go to a charity dinner with me
I'll let you watch DVDs in the car while I drive
I'll eat your mom's ethnic cooking
I'll bribe the Mexican police when you get pulled over and they threaten to take you to jail
I'll always notice when you get your hair done
I understand what "the nook" is
I play the guitar (poorly but progressing)
I never forget to flush the toilet
I know which came first, chicken or egg
I keep a fully stocked bar and wine cooler in the house
I have a great mechanic hookup
I don't mind if you play your favorite song over and over and over again
I don't care that your best friend is a guy
I can run fast
I can fix your computer (well… most of the time)
I can be your bodyguard if you can be my long lost pal
All of my exes are great friends of mine (I'm actually a groomsman in one of their weddings this fall)
I've never spent more than one night in jail (funny story there)
I'm only crazy in the good way
I'm an impressive cook
I'll take you to your favorite opera
I'll laugh at your dad's jokes
I'll go with you to your Grandma's funeral in Osaka, Japan
I'll always wear your favorite cologne
I won't laugh if you fall, unless you're laughing first.
I understand why you need to buy that new pair of shoes even though you already have 50 pairs at home
I rarely consider most problems to be worth arguing about
I never miss the toilet when I pee
I love LA
I know a bunch of jokes
I have never caused a structure fire
I have amazing luck
I have a great doctor hookup
I give an awesome massage
I don't have "baby momma" drama
I didn't vote for Bush
I can do your law/business school research papers for you
I appreciate what I receive
We'll have a lot of inside jokes
I've got solid oral technique
I'm not on any sex offender registries
I'm not afraid of the dark
I'll watch your girlie movies with you
I'll rub your feet when you feel bloated
I'll learn how to compliment and flirt with you in your native language
I'll do your taxes for you
I'll brag about how awesome you are to all my friends
I won't pry into your past
I think bed head is hot
I open doors
I never feed the animals at the zoo
I know some Yiddish
I hiked across Death Valley
I don't watch foot/base/basket ball games on TV all weekend
I don't mind if you call me during the day at work for no reason at all
I don't care if you order the most expensive dish at the restraint and only eat two bites
I can ride a motorcycle
I can dance
I always tip good street performers
Your parents will love me
I've never killed a man just to watch him die
I'm not on any psychotropic drugs
I'm all for you having girls night out. Hell I'll even rent you the limo
I'll take you shopping for some comfy jeans if you just want to lounge around the house
I'll kiss you in front of my friends
I'll gladly join you and your drag queen friend at the gay bar and have a good time
I'll always compliment you on how good you smell
I won't embarrass you in public
I tell the best ghost stories
I probably know the words to all your favorite songs
I mean what I say
I let you win sometimes when we wrestle
I keep the drunk dials to a minimum
I have my own business
I have a passport
I have a full head of hair
I frequent strip clubs about as often as a slug frequents a salt mine
I don't get upset over things I can't control
I can keep your secrets
I can crack your back
I believe that as long as I have good company I can have fun anywhere
My mom can answer all your medical questions
It won't upset me that you don't share my love of Bruce Campbell movies
I'm not hairy
I'm not a complainer
I'll take you with me when business travels take me somewhere fun for the week/weekend
I'll remind you to feed your fish
I'll help your mom in the kitchen at thanksgiving
I'll do my best to learn to appreciate your hobbies / interests if I don't already
I'll be quiet if you want to sleep in
I won't make fun of you if you fart in your sleep
I speak perfect English with a non regional dialect
I never leave the toilet seat up
I make up for my long work weeks with fun weekend getaways
I know some Spanish
I have great eyes
I don't snore
I don't hold grudges
I can speak in public
I can remove any mice, spiders, roaches, telemarketers, Mormons from your place
I can cook you an organic/vegan/carb smart meal if that's your thing
I always give huge tips to servers/bartenders
Your big brother will approve
I've been told I'm a good source of inspiration
I'm not oddly obsessed with anything (video games, muscle cars, rodeo, model airplanes, star wars etc…)
I'm a Libra
I'll surprise you by learning how to play your favorite song on the guitar
I'll hold your hair when you puke
I'll give you my jacket when it's cold out
If the situation warrants it I can beat the shit out of anyone who hurts you.
I won't compare you to my ex's unless for some odd reason you ask me to
I take it as a compliment when your gay friend hits on me
I played the lead in my 4th grade class play "Tom Sawyer"
I make for a great job reference
I know there are better flowers to bring a girl than roses
I keep a few tampons in my glove box for those unexpected emergencies
I have my ears pierced
I have a million stories for every occasion
I handle my own problems
I don't smoke but don't really have any aversion if you do
I don't get jealous
I can hold my liquor
I can answer your tough crossword puzzle questions
I call before I come over
I've never needed an intervention
In the event of a zombie attack there is probably nobody on earth that could protect you better than me.
I'm not delicate
I'm just humble enough
I'll take you to your favorite local indie band show
I'll make you feel like the most beautiful girl in the world
I'll help you move
I'll dance with you in the supermarket if a good song comes on
I'll bail you and/or your friends out of jail
I won a runway modeling competition when I was 19
I shower before coming home from the gym
I never have gasoline fights
I love to travel spontaneously (decide to take a 3 day weekend in Hawaii two days before we leave sort of thing)
I know how to synch The Dark Side of the Moon with The Wizard of Oz
I have enough frequent flier miles for us to go anywhere anytime
I don't play golf
I don't have toe fungus
I can ski
I can proof read your presentations for you
I can clean my own fish
Huge boobs do nothing for me
My kisses will curl your toes
I'm well off and I did it all on my own (even school)
I'm not moody
I'll whisper in your ear and let you know when you have a booger sticking out of your nose or food in your teeth
I'll never eat the last piece of sushi/pie/chocolate etc… without offering it to you first
I'll hang your painting/photography on my wall
I'll donate to your aids walk group
I won't wake you up at 3am on a work night just because I'm horny
I won't be cheap and take you to the video store if you'd rather watch something on pay-per-view
I take care of my nails
I own a massage table and know how to use it
I make a fierce margarita
I know some Japanese
I haven't been sick since 1992
I have great stamina
I have a great story for every scar I have
I guarantee we'll beat your friends in trivial pursuit
I don't mind if you want to try on every pair of shoes in the store
I do my best to never end a sentence with a preposition
I can go from being dead asleep to ready for anything in 20 mins
I call when I say I will