Sep 12, 2007 17:10
I just witnessed my neighbor scraping my shit off his house.
I am overflowing with joy. First he used, of all things.... A FUCKING BROOM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It was quite a sight to behold, seeing him try to sweep the shit off his house. OMFG FUNNY AS FUCKING HELL!
But wait! There's more! Yes, more!
Then when the shit wouldn't fucking budge, he decided to go find another tool to de-shit his dwelling. I can't say that I blame him... that shit has been on there for about a week. I would be suprized if that shit has been fosilized!
So get this... are you ready? He comes back with a fucking stick. A FUCKING STICK! HAHAHAHAHA what a sight.... you know the funny thing.... he actually did pretty well scraping it off. I have a feeling he's done this before. I think he's into scat. LOL
So anyways... although he was starting to get the hang of it, he decided to give up, or so i'm assuming because he went inside and hasn't come back out.
So you know the drill... I'm gonna eat a few big meals, wait til' the time is right, and then aim my next load for the big picture window on the front of his house.
That should wipe that stupid grin of his face permanently.
Praise Allah!