When we girls__________ too much*
I will leave the title out...but one should figure it out.
1. We have absolutely have no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around. **
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe that we could do it too. (Does pushing Matt come to mind?)
4.In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago. **
5.We drop our 3:00 A.M. sub on the floor,(which we are eating even though we are not the least bit hungry), pick it up, and carry on eating it. (Yeah, that turkey, cheese, lettuce, and mayo sub was not going to be wasted!)
6. We start crying and telling everyone that we see that we love them sooooooooooooo much! **
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down everytime a new song plays because "Oh my god. I love this song!" (Can i say My Humps?)
8. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us. (oh god, the googles!)
9. The man we're flirting with used to be our 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangly overwhelming. (Dancing to "Dracula" comes to mind)
11. Our eyes ust don't seem to want to stay open on their own so we keep them half closed and think it looks erotically sexy.**
12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. *********
13. We yell at the person making the drinks, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemmonade because we can no longer taste.
14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor. (and its comfortable too!)
15. We start every converstaion with a booming "Don't take this the wrong way, but..." **
16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it. (or that BOTH of the lids are up!)
17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. WE are tired so we just sit on the floor (wherever we happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.
19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly pants to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink. (I just take mine with me.)
20. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.
I <3 Stacey Rose for this!
1. We have absolutely have no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around. **
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe that we could do it too. (Does pushing Matt come to mind?)
4.In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago. **
5.We drop our 3:00 A.M. sub on the floor,(which we are eating even though we are not the least bit hungry), pick it up, and carry on eating it. (Yeah, that turkey, cheese, lettuce, and mayo sub was not going to be wasted!)
6. We start crying and telling everyone that we see that we love them sooooooooooooo much! **
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down everytime a new song plays because "Oh my god. I love this song!" (Can i say My Humps?)
8. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us. (oh god, the googles!)
9. The man we're flirting with used to be our 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangly overwhelming. (Dancing to "Dracula" comes to mind)
11. Our eyes ust don't seem to want to stay open on their own so we keep them half closed and think it looks erotically sexy.**
12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. *********
13. We yell at the person making the drinks, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemmonade because we can no longer taste.
14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor. (and its comfortable too!)
15. We start every converstaion with a booming "Don't take this the wrong way, but..." **
16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it. (or that BOTH of the lids are up!)
17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. WE are tired so we just sit on the floor (wherever we happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.
19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly pants to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink. (I just take mine with me.)
20. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.
I <3 Stacey Rose for this!