The Hairdresser and the Rise of the Red Army: Part Two

[nefarious1729]

Characters:  I think it would be better if I stated who wasn't in this.  Everyone and their mum.  (NHL)
Summary:  Uh, the Swedes want to destroy a non-Swedish Swede and the Russians want to take over the NHL
Rating:  R, not suitable for children under the age of 17 unless accompanied by a parent or guardian
Disclaimer:  Wow, if this shite was real

Comments

[aandp45]

'Patrick Kane was dancing the Cupid Shuffle in his bright green boxers' wow

"Looks like I’m done with you today, Mr. Beach.” lmao...I laughed the hardest at that line

Wade and the pinata??? fkdfghghgfd

And I thought I was the only one that called him Darryl-Pickle...

“Girls are real. I saw one once.” jahahahhahhahahaha

“When do I get to point at someone and then turtle?" ahahahhahaa

'The Hairdresser’s eyes narrowed and he pulled out his clam chowder-shaped comb. “When we - “ ' lmao

"And don’t molest him through the bag this time, perverts.” wow

the last line...lmao

[heartandmindxx]

hahahaha i dont know how I missed this.

"What the fuck" is the first thing that comes to mind but I think that's what you were going for.

...Why is Nicky a non-swedish swede?

[nefarious1729]

Nicky is a non-Swedish Swede because his hair is not like other Swedes. And the fact that he does not play for the Red Wings.

Yeah, WTF?! is definitely what I was going for.

[riosrogue]

THE HAIRDRESSER?!!??!?!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

*gasp*

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I think I'm done! You owe me a new laptop...and maybe a pair of underwear

[nefarious1729]

Shit son, I'm broke! Maybe the underwear I can swing...

Ryan is such a hairdresser that its scary. He does Jordan's hair all the time. Try watching a game and not thinking that every time you see Ryan...haha. My work is done here, lol.

[riosrogue]

The underwear can be Walmart brand, I'm not picky =)

If Whit's truly a hairdresser, I wish he'd work on his own 'do more often. But yeah, I'm looking forward to calling him that all next season (or at least once he comes back) I'm ruined for life now. Good job LOL

Btw...best. icon. ever!

[spartanwerewolf]

And we're all pretty much dead from laughter. :D I adore well-written crack fics, so thanks for this.

[savvyfan]

//The Russian Red Army was useless without both Alex and Evgeni so they eventually broke up after much bumbling around and giving the puck up at the blue line.//

Funniest. line. ever. ;-)

[nefarious1729]

Haha, thank you. It's a gross generalization of Russian players but it fit cause some really do give it up easily.